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Gameface said:
Did I ever tell you the story of when I used a public bathroom in a park downtown Hong Kong... Well either way here it goes.

I was with two of my friends, one a woman, me and the other guy had to piss so we went into the park bathroom. It had sort of a full wall urinal type deal so I get my spot and my buddy gave me some room and got his spot and then this really old guy came and stood right between us even though there was lots of other space, the urinal hit the corner of the wall and kept going along the other wall. So as my buddy and I are mid-piss the guy full on leans forward and takes a good long look at my junk and then turns his head and takes a good long look at my buddies junk. My buddy and I kind of did a raised eyebrow wtf look to each other and ended up laughing about it and telling our other friend. That dude had no shame at all and I guess wanted to check out some American dongs or something.
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Yeah, there isn't much shame with that stuff. Ive got a few of those type of stories. Always a little shocking to say the least.
 
Obviously this didn't just happen but still

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Keefe said:
Lantern flies. **** these things. Have killed at least a half dozen in my house over the last couple months. Killed one today. One two days ago.
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We don't have those around here as far as I know but we do have boxelder bugs which are kind of similar. The house I grew up in had a really big boxelder tree just on the other side of the fence in my back yard and the neighbor kept a woodpile stacked up against it and I think they loved the **** out of that. Literally many thousands of them lived in that woodpile and would spread out all over and into our house. As a young kid I literally tried to murder every single one of them but I never made a dent.
 
Gameface said:
We don't have those around here as far as I know but we do have boxelder bugs which are kind of similar. The house I grew up in had a really big boxelder tree just on the other side of the fence in my back yard and the neighbor kept a woodpile stacked up against it and I think they loved the **** out of that. Literally many thousands of them lived in that woodpile and would spread out all over and into our house. As a young kid I literally tried to murder every single one of them but I never made a dent.
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This. For whatever reason the front porch at my house where I grew up attracted them like flies to ****. I remember one time I opened the door to go outside and they had completely covered the glass in the screen door to where you could not see outside. Terrible things.


Edit: here you go:

www.westernpest.com

Boxelder Bug vs. Spotted Lanternfly - Western Pest Services

Can you spot the differences between a spotted lanternfly and a boxelder bug? It's important to know which pest you have on your property. Read on to learn how to tell one from the other.
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Gameface said:
We don't have those around here as far as I know but we do have boxelder bugs which are kind of similar. The house I grew up in had a really big boxelder tree just on the other side of the fence in my back yard and the neighbor kept a woodpile stacked up against it and I think they loved the **** out of that. Literally many thousands of them lived in that woodpile and would spread out all over and into our house. As a young kid I literally tried to murder every single one of them but I never made a dent.
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So lantern flies are a bit worrisome though. These are the ones that experts said to kill on site because they eat and destroy crops. And evidently their population is growing.
 
One Brow said:
If I'm peeing in a stall, I'm sitting down.
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Sure. I think his peeve was simply dont pee in a stall. If you are peeing in a stall, even sitting down, then he cant poop in there cause you are in there. He also cant or shouldn't poop in the sink or urinal.
 
fishonjazz said:
Sure. I think his peeve was simply dont pee in a stall. If you are peeing in a stall, even sitting down, then he cant poop in there cause you are in there. He also cant or shouldn't poop in the sink or urinal.
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Back in 1996 my dad, older brother, and I went to the first ever WAC football championship game in Vegas. BYU vs Wyoming. The game went into overtime. As regulation ended, there was an absolute exodus to the bathrooms. I wait in line like 2 people and find my turn taking a piss in a stall (don’t worry @Gameface, I put the seat up). Finish up, zip up, and come out to find every sink in that bathroom being pissed in by Wyoming fans with a beer in one hand. I did NIT wait in line to wash my hands.
 
fishonjazz said:
Sure. I think his peeve was simply dont pee in a stall. If you are peeing in a stall, even sitting down, then he cant poop in there cause you are in there. He also cant or shouldn't poop in the sink or urinal.
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I did recently watch a guy rush into the bathroom glance at the stalls that were full and run to the urinal and have some terrible diarrhea spray all over it, I had to stop peeing and move away quickly. It was very disgusting but I kind of felt bad for him. He really didnt have many options. I dont know what I would have done.
 
Ron Mexico said:
I did recently watch a guy rush into the bathroom glance at the stalls that were full and run to the urinal and have some terrible diarrhea spray all over it, I had to stop peeing and move away quickly. It was very disgusting but I kind of felt bad for him. He really didnt have many options. I dont know what I would have done.
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WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!
 
Ron Mexico said:
I did recently watch a guy rush into the bathroom glance at the stalls that were full and run to the urinal and have some terrible diarrhea spray all over it, I had to stop peeing and move away quickly. It was very disgusting but I kind of felt bad for him. He really didnt have many options. I dont know what I would have done.
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I **** my pants one time like 20 years ago. I was just opening the door to my house too and simply couldn't wait. Thought I could make it but couldn't. Having done that, I think the guy did the right thing.
 
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