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Sardines said:
I took the flight specifically to move up a tier on Delta Medallion status before the end of the year so I was spending money to spend money. So next year I'll be in first class even more often but from free upgrades.

I travel for work 100% so if I'm working I'm flying somewhere. I was only in this position for 8 months last year and fell short of Platinum at Delta by a few hundred dollars. The upgrades for platinum are much better than for gold and I'm looking forward to being upgraded on work flights almost every time next year.
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Travel for work hey? What do you do? I bet its human trafficking!!
 
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Sardines said:
It is almost impossible to plug an HDMI cable in blind. The thing has to be perfectly aligned and gives you no tactical feel that you're almost there.

I was trying to plug a laptop into a hotel tv that was mounted to the wall. Took like 20 min even though I knew exactly where the receptacle was just couldn't see it as I was trying to insert the cable.
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I was looking back at this and felt dumb because I meant to say tactile not tactical. I mean I suppose I might launch a tactical strike on my HDMI port after failing to plug the **** in for the better part of a hour, but that's not what I was talking about in my previous post.

Merry ****ing Christmas!
 
Sardines said:
I was looking back at this and felt dumb because I meant to say tactile not tactical. I mean I suppose I might launch a tactical strike on my HDMI port after failing to plug the **** in for the better part of a hour, but that's not what I was talking about in my previous post.

Merry ****ing Christmas!
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You ****ing idiot
 
Sardines said:
I was looking back at this and felt dumb because I meant to say tactile not tactical. I mean I suppose I might launch a tactical strike on my HDMI port after failing to plug the **** in for the better part of a hour, but that's not what I was talking about in my previous post.

Merry ****ing Christmas!
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I had a spaghetti dinner for the winter solstice in honor of his Noodliness.
 
Jesus ****ing Christ I was at a NYE party tonight and there was this somewhat attractive French bird there (5'7ish skinny, not wearing much clothing, unconventionally attractive face), she was attractive but you know not stunning but single females were thin on the ground. Anyway I chatted to her for about 5 of the longest minutes of my life, and came to the conclusion that she was most likely bat **** crazy. And as she prattled on I nodded and smiled and wished I could be somewhere else. A small line suitors formed for her attention and i was close enough to overhear some of the conversation which included her living situation (lives in a van) and that she naturally has a boyfriend somewhere doing something (its my experience that most couples prefer to spend NYE separately)

Anyway what i got a kick out of was just how little she had to do to generate the interest of a fleet of men and how little she brought to the table. She was basically homeless and a 2 minute conversation would convince most people that she was ****ing nuts. But the mad bitch spent the evening playing off suitors like it was the dating game.
 
Rubashov said:
Jesus ****ing Christ I was at a NYE party tonight and there was this somewhat attractive French bird there (5'7ish skinny, not wearing much clothing, unconventionally attractive face), she was attractive but you know not stunning but single females were thin on the ground. Anyway I chatted to her for about 5 of the longest minutes of my life, and came to the conclusion that she was most likely bat **** crazy. And as she prattled on I nodded and smiled and wished I could be somewhere else. A small line suitors formed for her attention and i was close enough to overhear some of the conversation which included her living situation (lives in a van) and that she naturally has a boyfriend somewhere doing something (its my experience that most couples prefer to spend NYE separately)

Anyway what i got a kick out of was just how little she had to do to generate the interest of a fleet of men and how little she brought to the table. She was basically homeless and a 2 minute conversation would convince most people that she was ****ing nuts. But the mad bitch spent the evening playing off suitors like it was the dating game.
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Most couples prefer to spend NYE separately? That's a new one on me.
 
Using the voice of one of the characters in a TV series at the beginning of an episode saying “Previously on…”

I mean, what?

You build the character up to be believable and real, then suddenly he’s talking to the audience introducing the episode?

I really don’t get the reasoning.
 
Today's stupid pet peeve... getting old. This morning I fell and instead of popping right back up, I laid on the floor for much longer than I should have and slid over to something to help pull me up. Now my knee, hip, and lower back hurt enough that I think I need a chiropractor visit. I'm sure I'll be fine, but getting old sucks.
 
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Today's stupid pet peeve... getting old. This morning I fell and instead of popping right back up, I laid on the floor for much longer than I should have and slid over to something to help pull me up. Now my knee, hip, and lower back hurt enough that I think I need a chiropractor visit. I'm sure I'll be fine, but getting old sucks.
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Welcome to the club. I'm the treasurer. Dues in America are astronomical since you have to fund the pharmaceutical executives bonuses for the entire world, not to mention the insurance executives and medical system executives. They all gotsta get paid and you get to be the patsy! Congratulations!!

I'll dm you my venmo info so you can start sending in your dues. $1k will work to start.
 
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