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so this is a very personal peeve, against myself

I always forget to bring my shopping bags into the grocery store and then remember just as I'm about to enter the check-out lane.

Usually I'll park my cart somewhere and run out to my car to get the bags, but yesterday the store was crowded and the lines were long, so I actually got in line and asked the person in front of me to please watch my cart while I ran out to my car to get my bags.


Every time. Even though I have them right next to me, stuffed in a space between the seat and the gear shift, I forget to take them into the store. Makes me think I'm going senile or something.
 
so this is a very personal peeve, against myself

I always forget to bring my shopping bags into the grocery store and then remember just as I'm about to enter the check-out lane.

Usually I'll park my cart somewhere and run out to my car to get the bags, but yesterday the store was crowded and the lines were long, so I actually got in line and asked the person in front of me to please watch my cart while I ran out to my car to get my bags.


Every time. Even though I have them right next to me, stuffed in a space between the seat and the gear shift, I forget to take them into the store. Makes me think I'm going senile or something.
Nice of you to use your own bags. Thank you for being concerned about the environment!
 
Eat more potatoes is the right answer to all problems.
Probably my favorite food.
Mashed taters and gravy (pheasant gravy is my favorite followed by Turkey adds any poultry gravy) is my favorite food.
Fries, chips, scalloped, au-gratin, baked potato, hash browns, tater tots, potato wedges, and on and on and on. Potatoe salad might be my least favorite type of potato and even that's still good.

Potatoes are the best. I even like them raw with a little salt on em.
 
My wife makes some that I throw on the BBQ that are just to die for.

Go on..... I am aroused! Help me finish! I need details!
Is she nude when she makes em?

(Sorry if I crossed the line. Don't kill me please)

Seriously though. What does she do to the taters?
 
Go on..... I am aroused! Help me finish! I need details!
Is she nude when she makes em?

(Sorry if I crossed the line. Don't kill me please)

Seriously though. What does she do to the taters?
Sometimes she's naked. Only if I've been a really good boy. I know you're only like halfway into your six week hiatus. Does that help?

She uses red potatoes. Cuts them into about 3/4" pieces. Lays them in foil, drizzle canola oil over them, salt, pepper, Lawry's seasoning salt. Low and slow on the BBQ. Double layer the foil because the foil had a tendency to rip as you flip it. Just as it's getting done, I like to open it up and add some shredded cheese (she doesn't like this, but I do). Then I personally like to dip in Heinz 57.
 
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