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When someone tells me that I don't like Donald Trump because of what the media tells me about Donald Trump, because obviously I'm not brilliant like them and can see his inner beauty, when I've informed them that I have listened to Donald Trump and formed my opinion based on the stupid **** he says. I've watched him live at campaign rallies, no filter, just Donald being a stupid jackass, no one telling me what he meant by what he said, just his words. I've watched him in debates saying dumb **** that I don't like. I've watched him as President making comments and he continues to confirm how much of a POS he is.

Don't tell me that I have an opinion because I'm a gullible idiot and expect to have a conversation with me.

Super fun kicker is when they tell me I got my opinion from mother ****ing Rockefeller. Damn that's some funny **** right there.
 
When I think the baby is wet so I pull one wipe out of the container only to find out she's poopy. Now I'm stuck holding her butt up while trying to get more wipes out. Inevitably, this is the time that the wipes are folded in there wrong. Either the next one stays in the bottom of the package (with a hole the size of my pinky finger) or all 125 of them try to come out at the same exact time and now I'm flinging the damn thing around trying to get it to bust loose.


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bigb said:
When I think the baby is wet so I pull one wipe out of the container only to find out she's poopy. Now I'm stuck holding her butt up while trying to get more wipes out. Inevitably, this is the time that the wipes are folded in there wrong. Either the next one stays in the bottom of the package (with a hole the size of my pinky finger) or all 125 of them try to come out at the same exact time and now I'm flinging the damn thing around trying to get it to bust loose.


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We've all been there.

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bigb said:
Inevitably, this is the time that the wipes are folded in there wrong. Either the next one stays in the bottom of the package (with a hole the size of my pinky finger) or all 125 of them try to come out at the same exact time and now I'm flinging the damn thing around trying to get it to bust loose.


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Word.
The technology of baby wipe containers seems to be behind the times
 
bigb said:
When I think the baby is wet so I pull one wipe out of the container only to find out she's poopy. Now I'm stuck holding her butt up while trying to get more wipes out. Inevitably, this is the time that the wipes are folded in there wrong. Either the next one stays in the bottom of the package (with a hole the size of my pinky finger) or all 125 of them try to come out at the same exact time and now I'm flinging the damn thing around trying to get it to bust loose.


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I always check first and pull out 3 if needed. Those little ****s love to sit in their own poop and will stain whatever surface you are changing them on if you let go of the legs for half a second.
 
I do what franklin does, generally taking out 3-4 wipes right away, without even looking. I use way too many wipes in general, like 3-4 for pee and 7-9 for poop, so taking a few out in advance won't go to waste. If I end up taking one or two out too many, I end up just shoving them back in too. No biggie. But getting them out in advance expedites the process and eliminates any anger I sometimes feel when they stick together or won't come out right. That **** pisses me off.
 
Dateline - with Lester Holt



Lester gets all the credit but he doesn't actually 'do' anything. All he does is stand there and introduce the stories. He doesn't report on the stories, he doesn't do the actual investigations, he doesn't even interview a single person, and yet he gets all the credit. I really just can't stand it everytime I watch it, people getting credit for something they didn't even do.
 
[MENTION=129]Duck Rodgers[/MENTION]


Yes absolutely love it, it's one of my most favourite TV shows... some crimes were just so elaborate it really is 'stranger than fiction' as they say. Could watch hours and hours of it, can't get enough.. LOL ..


I know I complain about Lester not doing much, but having him there does give a weird sense of re-assurance at the end of the show. That 'everything's gonna be ok' type feeling after all the horrific crimes we'd just witnessed.
 
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[MENTION=129]Duck Rodgers[/MENTION]


Yes absolutely love it, it's one of my most favourite TV shows... some crimes were just so elaborate it really is 'stranger than fiction' as they say. Could watch hours and hours of it, can't get enough.. LOL ..


I know I complain about Lester not doing much, but having him there does give a weird sense of re-assurance at the end of the show. That 'everything's gonna be ok' type feeling after all the horrific crimes we'd just witnessed.
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You should check out the American Greed show if you haven't seen it. It's basically the same show as the Dateline murder mysteries but built around financial scammers. Very entertaining.
 
franklin said:
I always check first and pull out 3 if needed. Those little ****s love to sit in their own poop and will stain whatever surface you are changing them on if you let go of the legs for half a second.
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I always end up having to drop the legs to stop her from putting her hands in her poo, and then her bum gets dirty again. It's a losing battle.
 
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