Surprisingly Awesome Jazz Statistics

[Stoked]

I used to read numerous reports and rumors of Jazz players at P3 Sports (or whatever it was called) but have not seen anything about it last offseason or this offseason.

Do Jazz players still go or has it been stopped?

 

[LogGrad98]

Only stat that matters: # of rings = 0.

 

[Miggs]

# of illegitimate kids? Do we know?