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[Stoked]

You can't see notifications when you're banned.

Was this post on a private or public board here?

/I'm just the messenger here

Public board for a post he made. It was "inappropriate content".

If he wants more I will be happy to discuss it with him when he returns. I just avoid making this stuff public.

 

[fishonjazz]

Hmm. Interesting that ******* isn't censored. I suppose there is a nice way to use *******.

"Hey Bob, that's a nice ******* you got there."

Yeah that works.

Lol

 

[Siro]

Hmm. Interesting that ******* isn't censored. I suppose there is a nice way to use *******.

"Hey Bob, that's a nice ******* you got there."

Yeah that works.

I'm glad it's not censored. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell you about all the hemorrhoids on my ******* that's giving me a real itchy *******.

This is family friendly information. Kids, if your ******* itches, then you might have a hemorrhoid. Don't hesitate to see an ******* doctor ASAP (that is a doctor specializing in assholes, not the naughty usage).

 

[moevillini]

Hmm. Interesting that ******* isn't censored. I suppose there is a nice way to use *******.

"Hey Bob, that's a nice ******* you got there."

Yeah that works.

however, if it's used in certain ways, it could still be a violation

we mods reserve the right to make that determination

 

[Rubashov]

I'm glad it's not censored. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell you about all the hemorrhoids on my ******* that's giving me a real itchy *******.

This is family friendly information. Kids, if your ******* itches, then you might have a hemorrhoid. Don't hesitate to see an ******* doctor ASAP (that is a doctor specializing in assholes, not the naughty usage).

I know a bloke who's an arsehole doctor i asked him how he got into the profession, he said he saw an opening.

 

[Boris]

I know a bloke who's an arsehole doctor i asked him how he got into the profession, he said he saw an opening.

I once served deer venison to a family with picky kids so we dint tell em what it was. They kept pestering an finally the dad says it's something your mommy calls me sometimes. The girl drops her fork, spits it out, an yells Johnny don't eat it it's ****ing *******.

I fell out my chair laughin so hard an still ta this day call the guy that.

 

[LogGrad98]

I once served deer venison to a family with picky kids so we dint tell em what it was. They kept pestering an finally the dad says it's something your mommy calls me sometimes. The girl drops her fork, spits it out, an yells Johnny don't eat it it's ****ing *******.

I fell out my chair laughin so hard an still ta this day call the guy that.

Oh boris you are such a scamp.

 

[JimLes]

I was sitting in my junior high Health class some decades ago and my buddy Ramzy was next to me. It was sex-ed. Now, Ramzy was one of those kids who moved from Lebanon when he was ten or so. On the surface, he sounded like he spoke English just fine. In reality, since he never heard it at home and most of his friends were Arab, he severely lacked academic English. I would encounter a lot of kids like this in my later teaching career. If they're talking about LeBron James or Drake, they sound like they're native speakers. If you give them an assignment, they can't understand the directions.

Anyway, miss Mix is showing a slide of the female reproductive organs and explaining where the aynus is located. Ramzy puts his hand up and say "Miss Mix, ain't that actually the *******?" She frowns and says slowly, through her teeth: "No Ramzy, that's the aynus." She tries to continue, but he puts his hand up again. "Yes, Ramzy?" "Yo, miss Mix, if that's the ah-nus, where the hell do girls have their assholes then?"

Cue trip to the principal's office even though I swear, he wasn't kidding.

 

[Siro]

I was sitting in my junior high Health class some decades ago and my buddy Ramzy was next to me. It was sex-ed. Now, Ramzy was one of those kids who moved from Lebanon when he was ten or so. On the surface, he sounded like he spoke English just fine. In reality, since he never heard it at home and most of his friends were Arab, he severely lacked academic English. I would encounter a lot of kids like this in my later teaching career. If they're talking about LeBron James or Drake, they sound like they're native speakers. If you give them an assignment, they can't understand the directions.

Anyway, miss Mix is showing a slide of the female reproductive organs and explaining where the aynus is located. Ramzy puts his hand up and say "Miss Mix, ain't that actually the *******?" She frowns and says slowly, through her teeth: "No Ramzy, that's the aynus." She tries to continue, but he puts his hand up again. "Yes, Ramzy?" "Yo, miss Mix, if that's the ah-nus, where the hell do girls have their assholes then?"

Cue trip to the principal's office even though I swear, he wasn't kidding.

How hard could it have been to explain that they're the same thing. Instead, her conditioning kicked in and her brain overheated when she heard a naughty word.

 

[Gameface]

I'm glad it's not censored. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell you about all the hemorrhoids on my ******* that's giving me a real itchy *******.

This is family friendly information. Kids, if your ******* itches, then you might have a hemorrhoid. Don't hesitate to see an ******* doctor ASAP (that is a doctor specializing in assholes, not the naughty usage).

I would like to stay abreast of the condition of your *******. Please update us with any ******* breaking news so that we can support your ******* with our prayers and love.

You seem very in touch with your ******* which is something many people neglect. Everyone reading this, please take a few minutes to check your assholes. It doesn't take long. Don't be an ******* to your *******.

 

[LogGrad98]

I would like to stay abreast of the condition of your *******. Please update us with any ******* breaking news so that we can support your ******* with our prayers and love.

You seem very in touch with your ******* which is something many people neglect. Everyone reading this, please take a few minutes to check your assholes. It doesn't take long. Don't be an ******* to your *******.

I checked. It's still there.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

My friend had a dog named axel and a 3 year old son who couldn't pronounce the letter x correctly, so it sounded like he was saying here *******, here *******...Good boy *******.