The 800lb gorilla

[VINYLONE]

The 800 lb Gorilla was Harambe, and may he rest in peace.

This does not check out. Dude was only 440lb.

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

... Last year he shot only 13 threes all last season with a defender closer than four feet of him, which is insane...

This is an incredible stat. He shot 214 threes last season. I am literally at a loss for words.

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

This does not check out. Dude was only 440lb.

Did you forget to include the 360-lb shell they blasted him with to save the boy?