The Church of Jarrell Brantley

[slc]

Does Niang have a guaranteed contract for this season?

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

None of you idiots should be able to praise this man. Go back to praising your false idol, Oni.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Also, when Niang kicks *** this year, I don’t want any of you haters to say anything! You don’t deserve to

 

[infection]

Official sign-up thread about to go around. Brantley initiating people with baptisms. Perhaps even drowning a few dudes, too.

 

[mongoose01]

If we’re doing overreactions I have one...
That guy we got from Memphis that’s their all time leader in multiple categories- Color me unimpressed!


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[candrew]

I love how Brantley comes in the game ready to attack. Last year, it would usually take Dante and Grayson about 4 or 5 trips up and down the court to shake off the cobwebs.

 

[enchilada_style]

More minutes in the G-league would probably benefit him more than the few minutes he'd get with the Jazz.

 

[enchilada_style]

If we’re doing overreactions I have one...
That guy we got from Memphis that’s their all time leader in multiple categories- Color me unimpressed!


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I like this

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Is Joe "the Adonis' Ingles? Ive not watched enough of the preseason to really have an opinion.

Do you always have to bring everything back to your bald pasty white Adelaide man crush ??

Anyway Joe is sneaky athletic when he wants to be

 

[Rubashov]

Do you always have to bring everything back to your bald pasty white Adelaide man crush ??

Anyway Joe is sneaky athletic when he wants to be

Joe identifies as being from Melbourne.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Joe identifies as being from Melbourne.

He can identify as a headless chook. He’s only doing that to grovel to his missus

 

[Rubashov]

He can identify as a headless chook. He’s only doing that to grovel to his missus

Would you suggest an alternative approach? Speaking of women, I'm off to see mine.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Would you suggest an alternative approach? Speaking of women, I'm off to see mine.

hows the quest for permanent Mrs Rubashovness going ??

 

[homeytennis]

Niang was a GLeague megastar but so were Kevin Murphy, Kaniel Dickens and Pierre Jackson. It's a different game in the show. Indiana and Golden State's GLeague team said see ya later to Georges. Maybe Georges can be an 8 or 9 player, but I kind of doubt it. Brantley was a late late 2nd round pick. See how many of them have panned out. Do Ty Wallace, Bolomboy or Marcus Paige ring a bell?

 

[Rubashov]

hows the quest for permanent Mrs Rubashovness going ??

Yeah not bad, we harvested some honey this morning, gonna grab some lunch and do some shopping after she gets back from selling some bee based cosmetics.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Yeah not bad, we harvested some honey this morning, gonna grab some lunch and do some shopping after she gets back from selling some bee based cosmetics.

Nice dude. Tho it sounds like you’re headed down the path of tree hugging hippiedom

 

[whatthe]

I loved when Jarrell stood up to Gianni's last night on one drive. He made him stop his drive and give up the ball. I hope he gets on the roster soon as possible. That's a skill we need more of.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Yeah not bad, we harvested some honey this morning, gonna grab some lunch and do some shopping after she gets back from selling some bee based cosmetics.

All of this sounds like innuendo when it comes from you... these are all weird sex acts right?

 

[infection]

All of this sounds like innuendo when it comes from you... these are all weird sex acts right?

My thoughts, I just didn’t verbalize (textualize?) them.

 

[Getting Traded]

I liked Brantley first time I saw him, but I think he needs time in the G-League to refine his game.