The Church of Jarrell Brantley

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by dalamon, Oct 9, 2019 at 11:32 PM.

  1. slc

    slc Well-Known Member

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    Does Niang have a guaranteed contract for this season?
     
  2. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    None of you idiots should be able to praise this man. Go back to praising your false idol, Oni.
     
  3. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Also, when Niang kicks *** this year, I don’t want any of you haters to say anything! You don’t deserve to
     
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  4. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Official sign-up thread about to go around. Brantley initiating people with baptisms. Perhaps even drowning a few dudes, too.

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  5. mongoose01

    mongoose01 Active Member

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    If we’re doing overreactions I have one...
    That guy we got from Memphis that’s their all time leader in multiple categories- Color me unimpressed!


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  6. candrew

    candrew Well-Known Member

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    I love how Brantley comes in the game ready to attack. Last year, it would usually take Dante and Grayson about 4 or 5 trips up and down the court to shake off the cobwebs.
     
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  7. tonstermits

    tonstermits Well-Known Member

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    More minutes in the G-league would probably benefit him more than the few minutes he'd get with the Jazz.
     
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  8. tonstermits

    tonstermits Well-Known Member

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    I like this
     
  9. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    Do you always have to bring everything back to your bald pasty white Adelaide man crush ??

    Anyway Joe is sneaky athletic when he wants to be
     
  10. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Joe identifies as being from Melbourne.
     
  11. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    He can identify as a headless chook. He’s only doing that to grovel to his missus
     
  12. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Would you suggest an alternative approach? Speaking of women, I'm off to see mine.
     
  13. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    hows the quest for permanent Mrs Rubashovness going ??
     
  14. homeytennis

    homeytennis Well-Known Member

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    Niang was a GLeague megastar but so were Kevin Murphy, Kaniel Dickens and Pierre Jackson. It's a different game in the show. Indiana and Golden State's GLeague team said see ya later to Georges. Maybe Georges can be an 8 or 9 player, but I kind of doubt it. Brantley was a late late 2nd round pick. See how many of them have panned out. Do Ty Wallace, Bolomboy or Marcus Paige ring a bell?
     
  15. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Yeah not bad, we harvested some honey this morning, gonna grab some lunch and do some shopping after she gets back from selling some bee based cosmetics.
     
  16. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    Nice dude. Tho it sounds like you’re headed down the path of tree hugging hippiedom
     
  17. whatthe

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    I loved when Jarrell stood up to Gianni's last night on one drive. He made him stop his drive and give up the ball. I hope he gets on the roster soon as possible. That's a skill we need more of.
     
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  18. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    All of this sounds like innuendo when it comes from you... these are all weird sex acts right?
     
  19. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    My thoughts, I just didn’t verbalize (textualize?) them.
     
  20. Eenie-Meenie

    Eenie-Meenie Well-Known Member

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    I liked Brantley first time I saw him, but I think he needs time in the G-League to refine his game.
     

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