I'm not voting for either of these clowns, but Obama stunk worse than Slopper's right ball. If I could just give a few tips to the candidates that would help me not want to piss all over their faces, they'd look like this:
1: Wipe that smug, goofy, inbred-looking grin off your face when the other person is talking. Both of you. Judas.
2: When the moderator says your time is up, *** FACE, then time is up. Stop talking. Stop being a disrespectful **** head. Both of you. Judas.
3: You only have to bring up certain things once, and only in context. Cutting medicare and spending money on green energy has nothing to do with education, so stop bringing it back up. Over. And over. And over.
4: When you are given 2 minutes to finish up, finish with some Gordon Damn gusto, have a point, and don't suck. Holy piss, I learned this in 7th grade debate class, and somehow, both of these morons were sick that day?
Mitt: Must flex War-Peen. Must point out how silly it is to actually plan for the future by mocking green energy.
BarAck: Must... um... Er... Ya, Jay-Z is my boi, doe.
This is a dilemma in the truest definition of the word. I want to be a Canadian.