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I'm gonna runs for pres. I'll cut all taxes except sales tax. It is my opinion that with all your extra cash you'll buy a **** ton of soda, beer, and Apple products and the sales tax will pay for all those pesky social programs like educayshun. If those taxes don't materialize, well, I guess we'll all be ****ed right in the ***, eh darlin'?

Well put. I agree. Let's just hand over our money to the gov so we're all protected from ourselves. We can never go broke as long as the gov holds the money, right darlin'?
 
Well put. I agree. Let's just hand over our money to the gov so we're all protected from ourselves. We can never go broke as long as the gov holds the money, right darlin'?

Just admit it, voodoo makes you moist.
 
Well put. I agree. Let's just hand over our money to the gov so we're all protected from ourselves. We can never go broke as long as the gov holds the money, right darlin'?

In other words, government is badbad and juss wastes money mmmkLoL end of story hashtag.
 
Candidate #1 - went into a state dominated by the other party. Reached across the aisle and got things done. Turned around a failing Olympics. Successful business man.

Candidate #2 - Never held a real job (one that wasn't politically appointed and tax payer funded). Came into a mess, made everything worse. Still doesn't have a plan other than go after the "rich." Hasn't mentioned one spending cut (which by the way, without spending cuts, raising taxes is irrelevant).

Huh. What should I do?
 
Candidate #1 - went into a state dominated by the other party. Reached across the aisle and got things done. Turned around a failing Olympics. Successful business man.

Candidate #2 - Never held a real job (one that wasn't politically appointed and tax payer funded). Came into a mess, made everything worse. Still doesn't have a plan other than go after the "rich." Hasn't mentioned one spending cut (which by the way, without spending cuts, raising taxes is irrelevant).

Huh. What should I do?

The fact checkers would have a field day with that post, lol.
 
1. "Romney takes control". Yahoo news. You know Liberal News slanting things to favor the left. Laughable.
2. Now Romney wants to help education, and cut pell grants? Please Mitt what is your plan for education?
3. You want less taxes, and won't tax the higher earners, but are somehow going to balance budget.
4. Romney is going to do it all, and cure cancer. lol
 
I'm not voting for either of these clowns, but Obama stunk worse than Slopper's right ball. If I could just give a few tips to the candidates that would help me not want to piss all over their faces, they'd look like this:

1: Wipe that smug, goofy, inbred-looking grin off your face when the other person is talking. Both of you. Judas.
2: When the moderator says your time is up, *** FACE, then time is up. Stop talking. Stop being a disrespectful **** head. Both of you. Judas.
3: You only have to bring up certain things once, and only in context. Cutting medicare and spending money on green energy has nothing to do with education, so stop bringing it back up. Over. And over. And over.
4: When you are given 2 minutes to finish up, finish with some Gordon Damn gusto, have a point, and don't suck. Holy piss, I learned this in 7th grade debate class, and somehow, both of these morons were sick that day?

Mitt: Must flex War-Peen. Must point out how silly it is to actually plan for the future by mocking green energy.
BarAck: Must... um... Er... Ya, Jay-Z is my boi, doe.

This is a dilemma in the truest definition of the word. I want to be a Canadian.
 
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