addictionary
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Well. They don't have the Christian understanding of Jesus' teachings. Or else they would be Christians.
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And if my messiah wanted me to sacrifice a goat for him, I'd do it no problem. Clown.
But back to the thread.
Someone help us with this exorcism business
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But back to the thread.
Someone help us with this exorcism business
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The Fresh Prince
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I gave you leads. All I am is a consultant.
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*confirmed*
The influence of Baal is complex. All we know is that it is holding back Our Saviour.
Step 1: Trade Kanter
lololol you da best dal
I'll tell you when step 1 is completed.
I get them demons out every morning at 6:38. AM. What you have to do is choke your Trey nearly to death.
p.s. I call mine pink jesus too.
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I defer all praise to He, BJB
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how about u jackasses quit rep'n me, n start giving me tips on how to get this Baal mother****er the **** out of here TIA
Brothers.
Sisters.
How have we been deceived for so long?
Trey joined our team as a happy man. A man of stern faith, and of a loving family. A man well-known for his never-give-up attitude; his lunch-pail work-ethic; and, most importantly, his heroics.
We prayed for the Arrival of Black Jesus to the land known as Wasatch. Our Creator answered, and took our two sacrifices in return for bestowing this Holy Man upon us.
We cheered. We cried. Dalamon almost crashed his car when his little brother read-out that tweet, letting out an inhumane-screech in the process. NUMBERICA promised me an everlasting friendship.
Times were good. Times were very good.
Alas, what happened?
First, he was smitten with an injury. A finger jammed into an athlete. Since then, Burke has never been the same. No amount of practice has resulted in accurate shooting. His mechanics are sound, his attitude is confident; and yet, time and time again, his hard work merely results in the clanks of rims, and with the whizzing sound of a ball flying through the air, but missing the target significantly.
It begs the question: who caused this injury?
Was it a mere mortal?
A simple google-search reveals the identity of an athlete-- an athlete with a peculiarly idiosyncratic double first name.
Chris Paul.
Why peculiar? Why two first names-- both of which as banal, and boringly human as possible? Is this a cover? Are we being misled?
Let's look at a picture of this peculiar 'athlete'
Doesn't look out of the ordinary, no?
....
Are you SURE that you've never seen this face before?
Unfortunately, the answer is probably yes-- unless, you're a demonologist.....
Jazzfanz, I hope you now know who we are dealing with. My intuition says that it is Baal himself-- but I am no expert.
Friends, pls recruit WhiskyPriest. And hurry.
The Exorcism must begin.
Amen.
All praise to He,
BJB
Amen
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addictionary
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Sounded like that hacker gay dude on Banshee. I love him. Best character.
The Fresh Prince
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kabal?