The Fresh Prince
Well-Known Member
Brothers.
Sisters.
How have we been deceived for so long?
Trey joined our team as a happy man. A man of stern faith, and of a loving family. A man well-known for his never-give-up attitude; his lunch-pail work-ethic; and, most importantly, his heroics.
We prayed for the Arrival of Black Jesus to the land known as Wasatch. Our Creator answered, and took our two sacrifices in return for bestowing this Holy Man upon us.
We cheered. We cried. Dalamon almost crashed his car when his little brother read-out that tweet, letting out an inhumane-screech in the process. NUMBERICA promised me an everlasting friendship.
Times were good. Times were very good.
Alas, what happened?
First, he was smitten with an injury. A finger jammed into an athlete. Since then, Burke has never been the same. No amount of practice has resulted in accurate shooting. His mechanics are sound, his attitude is confident; and yet, time and time again, his hard work merely results in the clanks of rims, and with the whizzing sound of a ball flying through the air, but missing the target significantly.
It begs the question: who caused this injury?
Was it a mere mortal?
A simple google-search reveals the identity of an athlete-- an athlete with a peculiarly idiosyncratic double first name.
Chris Paul.
Why peculiar? Why two first names-- both of which as banal, and boringly human as possible? Is this a cover? Are we being misled?
Let's look at a picture of this peculiar 'athlete'
Doesn't look out of the ordinary, no?
....
Are you SURE that you've never seen this face before?
Unfortunately, the answer is probably yes-- unless, you're a demonologist.....
Jazzfanz, I hope you now know who we are dealing with. My intuition says that it is Baal himself-- but I am no expert.
Friends, pls recruit WhiskyPriest. And hurry.
The Exorcism must begin.
Amen.
All praise to He,
BJB
Amen
Always knew Chris Paul of the Los Angeles Clippers, formerly scholared by the University of Wake Forest (Roffchilds), whom stands 6 foot one inches and has a closeted reputation of conspumtion of urine would also be a baphomet wielding, pentagram burning demon.
