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The janitor chronicles

kiri.de.carlos

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This post is dedicated to Trouty, or whatever he calls himself now.

This is the true account of one day with a janitor, many years ago.

7:00- I arrive at work and walk in the building...oh great he's already here...it's going to be a long day.
7:03- Marc the janitor- "why are you here so early?"
Me- "I always get here this early, why are you?"
Marc- "I thought I could squeeze a nap in."
7:23- customer spills some coffee, I page Marc to come clean it up...no response
7:25- page again, no response
7:27- page again, no response....walk into nasty yeast smelling janitor closet to get the mop, clean up mess
8:15- Marc comes by, "why was someone paging me?"
Me- "I didn't hear anything must have been the voices in your head."
Marc- "God does That sometimes."
10:02- manager walks up looking for janitor because there is no toilet paper in the bathroom...I have no idea where he is. Manager tries to open closet, it's locked. I suggest maybe janitor is sleeping and he should unlock it and wake him up. Manager replies, "I'd rather not he's probably waxing the zamboni"
11:14- janitor emerges from the closet all sweaty and disheveled. I cannot suppress my laughter. He asks, "what are you laughing at?"
Me- "it's an inside joke"
Marc- "God doesn't like secrets"
Me- "then why did he give me the ability to keep them?"
Marc- "Satan did that."
12:00- return from bathroom to find not one, not two, but three brochures for Marc' s church. I'm not sure what he was getting at.
12:07- j janitor eats very large burrito in about two minutes
12:10- mechanic comes looking for burrito that was cooking in microwave, Marc of course has disappeared.
1:19- Marc is pacing in front of my desk like a mad man.
Me- "what are you doing???"
/ Marc- "trying to find something, I can't remember what"
Me- (hands Marc religious pamphlets) "maybe you'll find what you seek here" Marc just shakes his head and walks away.
2:00- it is finally time to go home but not without one last run in
Marc- "where are you going?"
Me- "Satan beckons me to return home"
Marc- "I've fallen for that before those were some bad years, you must resist him."
Me- "goodbye Marc."

Sent from the JazzFanz app
 
I am amazed you typed all that on the JF app. Rep-worthy to be sure.
 
Not an alt. kiri goes back a long ways (to the board before it crashed). Then she got married, had children and deserted us for a while. She's a good poster.

Huh. My apologies, Kiri, and welcome back!
 
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