The Knicks Are The 2019-2020 NBA Champions

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

We have T.v. But can’t turn it on tonight. It’s family home evening.

Ah, that's so nice. You Jazz fans have family home evenings and get together to listen to the Jazz games on radio.

This is how fans of the 2019-2020 Champion Knicks watch our games:

 

[Miggs]

#metoo

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

#metoo

I had to look that up.
No, model Bella Hadid wasn't involved with Harvey Weinstein. Her sister was in the jury pool for the Weinstein trial.

After Dolan killed Spike Lee, Bella Hadid has now become our new Spike. When it comes to dressing for a game, she sure does the right thing.

 

[_DNP_CD_]

When the Knicks hoist their new championship trophy we will be crowning the 3x defensive player of the year! This beautiful woman will be courtside! (If ingles will stop breaking her kneecap.) pfft. Bella haddid...

 

[JazzGal]

I love it when you guys here (a place with zero championships) ask me how many championships my Knicks have won. I always inform you non-sports fans that we have won two. But now it is three. We have been crowned by all sports fans the 2019-2020 NBA Champions.

When Rudy Gobert single-handedly ended all sports forever on planet Earth, the NBA looked to see who won the final game played. As you know in all of our team sports the winner of the final game played (Super Bowl, final game of World Series, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals...) is crowned the champion of that sport. It's an easy way to determine the champion - whoever wins the sport's final game...they are the Champions.

Well, on March 11th the final NBA game played was between the Knicks and the Hawks. When the game ended it was the final game of the season played. And we won. We slaughtered the Hawks. We were the winner of the final b-ball game played in the 2019-2020 season.

Sing it, Freddie.

We are the champions,
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
No time for losers (the Jazz),
'Cause we are the champions....of the world!

That give us, one, two, three Championships!

1969-1970:

1972-1973:

2019-2020:

I kind of love you. Not the Knicks, just you.

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