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[Handlogten's Heros]

Jokic with one game suspension.

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Weak… come down harder on both guys. Both cheap shots were possibly going to cause an injury.

 

[Gameface]

One game?

I guess it pays to be an MVP...

That was worse than any NBA punch I've ever seen thrown.

 

[fishonjazz]

One game?

I guess it pays to be an MVP...

That was worse than any NBA punch I've ever seen thrown.

Is that bill walton? (I kid, its the legendary jackie moon of course)

 

[LogGrad98]

One game?

I guess it pays to be an MVP...

That was worse than any NBA punch I've ever seen thrown.

Legit. I'm assuming #55 was called for the foul.

 

[Rubashov]

Joe is officially scared of shooting the ball. What the hell?

This is a non jazz jazz thread you nunce

 

[Rubashov]

One game?

I guess it pays to be an MVP...

That was worse than any NBA punch I've ever seen thrown.

Grow some minerals and ask Charles Oakley to leave the garden

 

[Hekate]

I mean he almost decapitated cam Payne for no reason in the playoffs… he targeted Kanter’s injured shoulder in the playoffs with something that looked like a WWE move. It is anytime he is frustrated for any reason. He has to stop that ****.

Morris is a punk and did a punk move. You can retaliate in other ways. Not defending what he did at all. He likely gets suspended a game too.

I remember both plays. The one on Kanter seemed dirty as **** to me but it was downplayed by almost everyone.

Cam Payne one. The only foul there was how he swung his arm. He got all ball and I am not sure he grazed Cam's head at all. That acts out slower and it's a steal, lol.

 

[LogGrad98]

This is a non jazz jazz thread you nunce

Which Joe? ******.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I remember both plays. The one on Kanter seemed dirty as **** to me but it was downplayed by almost everyone.

Cam Payne one. The only foul there was how he swung his arm. He got all ball and I am not sure he grazed Cam's head at all. That acts out slower and it's a steal, lol.

He was winding up to take a frustration foul. He was lucky all he did was graze his face. I brought a guys nose when the very tip of my elbow hit his nose in a game. It doesn’t take a whole lot.

 

[LogGrad98]

He was winding up to take a frustration foul. He was lucky all he did was graze his face. I brought a guys nose when the very tip of my elbow hit his nose in a game. It doesn’t take a whole lot.

What a coincidence. I broke a guys nose with a Superman punch with my full fist because he kept hitting me in the nuts and the refs wouldn't call it. It doesn't take much to break a nose at all.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

What a coincidence. I broke a guys nose with a Superman punch with my full fist because he kept hitting me in the nuts and the refs wouldn't call it. It doesn't take much to break a nose at all.

This was one of the scarier incidents of my life. The guy was a super yoked Russian dude and his whole squad was dudes you didn’t want to mess with. I had my hand on the ball and he was reaching in from the side as I went by… it ended up being an and 1 layup and I didn’t feel any contact. He turned around and I kinda laughed… when he faced me his nose had exploded. I still couldn’t figure out what happened. The next day I had the tiniest bruise right on the tip of my elbow. The bruise was half the size of a dime. Next time we played that team I didn’t drive to the hoop a whole lot.

 

[LogGrad98]

This was one of the scarier incidents of my life. The guy was a super yoked Russian dude and his whole squad was dudes you didn’t want to mess with. I had my hand on the ball and he was reaching in from the side as I went by… it ended up being an and 1 layup and I didn’t feel any contact. He turned around and I kinda laughed… when he faced me his nose had exploded. I still couldn’t figure out what happened. The next day I had the tiniest bruise right on the tip of my elbow. The bruise was half the size of a dime. Next time we played that team I didn’t drive to the hoop a whole lot.

Those are the worst. Incidental contact at full speed can do some real damage. I played 4 positions in high school, everything but center. When I had to play PF I was giving up 3-6" on everyone I guarded, but I usually had a strength advantage (I'm kind of built more like a shorter paschall than anything else). But as a result my eye was always at elbow level. Got a lot of incidental black eyes. Wore goggles for a while even. But yeah it doesn't take much.