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The Official "Ask A Woman" Thread

I don't know where to start.


Is a R.Kelly mixtape a good thing to send to a girl to make her want to have sex with you?

No, go with Boyz II Men.

Channeling Yoda is not appropriate for answering questions in this topic. He is a male. Now I've only seen about 1/2 of 1 Stars Wars movie myself, but I am aware of a female Yoda named Yaddle. Channel her instead.

Yaddle agrees with her man's response. "Ditto", says she.

Will you send me some cookies? I'm hungry.




Oh, and I'll be texting you today. Road trip time!

Negative. Don't blow your cover.

Chest hair - yay or nay?

Nay, but if you have chest hair, keep it to a minimum. Also, speedos? Yuck.

Why do you all (women that is) say your fine when your really not? and then why do you get made when after we ask that and you tell us your fin and we go back to watching the game? All women know men cant read minds but why do you get mad at us time and time again for not being able to do something you know we cant do?

thank you for your much anticipated response.

Thank you for your question, Golds.

The only solution to your problem is to figure out how to develop the ability to read minds. We're not changing, which means you have to.

Seriously, though, I've been guilty of pulling the "I'm fine" lie before. I'm racking my brain for an explanation, but can't seem to find an answer for our strange ways. Maybe it's just one of those things where you should be smart enough to know when something isn't "fine". We're testing you. And you always seem to fail.

Now. What is with everyone's fascination with socks?
 
. Also, speedos? Yuck.

yuck?

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A missionary and a doggy are walking down the street right in front of you. Both want your attention. Which one do you choose?
 
If they want to look stupid then they have the right to do so.

again, different cultures I guess. Visit Brazil, France, Spain or Greek beaches, I guess you would be surprised at number of "stupid" looking men there.
 
again, different cultures I guess. Visit Brazil, France, Spain or Greek beaches, I guess you would be surprised at number of "stupid" looking men there.

No I wouldn't. I would not expect anything as I know their culture is different. They might think I look stupid in a normal mens bathing suit.
 
Just because you got it, doesn't mean you have to flaunt it. Not saying that's not hot, it is, but I prefer the good ol' swimming shorts. Less tight, more fabric, more mystery.

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My main problem with it they are extremely uncomfortable to swim. How about this for compromise?

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