He is probably right though. Those republican senators could have had video evidence of trump personally murdering everyone in their families and they still wouldn't have removed him from office.
Trump's defense in the hypothetical scenario?..... The same defense as in the real life impeachment trial. "I felt like their murders were a good thing for me and therefore they were also a good thing for the country so I was just doing what's in the best interest of America"
Boom, acquitted.
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Oh, he is definitely correct in his assessment.
Just to recap
Mueller: Russia put their paw on the scale of our election to help Trumpy.
Dems: Trumpy caluuding wit em?
Mueller: most likely.
Dems: you gots a smoking gun?
Mueller: nope, Trumpy is a wiggly fish. He obstructed my investigation seven ways from Sunday. Here's a bunch of evidence to impeach him with, but no smoking gun.
Dems: better not peach im then, he too wiggly.
Whistler: here's a smoking gun fer ya.
Dems: Tanks. Let's peach his stinky bum!
Trumpy: darn it, dey gots me. Hide the evidence!
Repubs: too late yu already twittered out to da world.
Trumpy: darn it. Halp!
Repubs: yes boss, don't worry we gots you.
Dems: show us da goods.
Repubs: nope. Take it to da korts.
Dems: nope, takes tu long. Lection is next week, can't wait fer da korts. We got enough goods on Trumpy anyways. He guilty o sellin us out.
Repubs: dis don't look good, what we gonna do?
Mitch: don ya woory boys i gots dis.
Dems: look it here at all dis evidence. If you want more proof, just ask Trumpy ta give it up.
Mitch: any o you Repub knuckleheads ask fer any proofs I'll burn yer toes an make ya walk on salt the rest o yer days.
Rommy: now wait just a minute. They do have some very convincing evidence. What are my progeny going to think?
Mitch: Rommy yu quit cher 'dultin, ya hear me? Yu is making da rest o us look bad.
Bolty: I gots sumpin a say.
Trumpy, Mitch, an da Repubs: shut yer trap!
Rommy: We should probably hear what the man has to say.
Repubs: We don't need no mo evidences. We already know Trumpy did it. Why let everybodies see da truth? We gots a get dis overwit quicky quik.
Rommy: I can't be a part of this travesty. He is guilty.
Repubs: Ha! He is innocent if we says so. Rommy you go soak yer head in horsey sauce.
Dems: Trumpy gonna do mo bad stuff now
Repubs: nah, Trumpy learnt his lessons. He gonna be a good prez now.
Trumpy: ha ha ha. I'm King o 'Murika now! Let me squash dem little bugs dat been biting ma bum.