The Official Man Thread

[The-Joker]

Is that your face, or are you breaking in a butt hole?

Sorry man... that was a big word. My mistake, you have every right to be angry.

 

[Archie Moses]

Arch - you forgot:

Lift hard for 5 months.

I didn't forget it. I did it.

 

[UB]

So............basically,









this:

 

[TroutBum]

So............basically,







this:

Wow man, how many shirts do you go through a week?

 

[UB]

Wow man, how many shirts do you go through a week?

I just buy a 12-pack at the beginning of every day from WalMart. They just will not stay on this beefcake. SHREDDED

 

[UB]

I do believe, however, that these are all a man needs to get ready for his day of pimpin hoes and slappin bitches:

and

 

[TroutBum]

I put two sprays of Cool Water on this morning. /flex

 

[UB]

I didn't buy the cologne. Just bought the man in the ad to "spray" me twice in the morning.

 

[KM32MVP]

I didn't buy the cologne. Just bought the man in the ad to "spray" me twice in the morning.

With cologne? ...orrrrr

 

[UB]

Eau d'Homme

 

[TroutBum]

With cologne? ...orrrrr