Utah always looking to improve will roll out all new ****** game package promotions.
Instead of <in Bolerjack's screachy voice> "come watch three of the worst teams in the NBA for only $104 a ticket and get a free, plain, exact same as you would nuke in the micro at home, nothing special about it, like, at all Matty, just a plain ****ing hot dog on a plain bun. You could go to RC Willey on a Saturday and get all you can eat for free hotdogs quality dog. A DAWG, Matty. But that bun will be oh so fresh Matty, oh my!"
Matt: I tell ya, I love me a good old dog Boler. I'm getting fat on one right now that Marcie brought me for free. Mmmmm!
Maybe they'll upgrade and you can now get mustard OR ketchup in those bad team packages.