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Screw tomatoes... I was late getting to my potato crop this year and they had frozen. I didn't realize it until I brought them in and put them on the counter. After 24 hours, they had pretty much melted into a thick, oozing paste. After three days, my house still smells like the *** end of a dead hippo.
 
Will Vinylone ever come back? Or Franklin (under a new account)?

Miss those guys.
 
Don't know to both questions, Trout. You've asked me so many times, I think I might just drop a bowl off for you the next time she makes some.

Speaking of dogs. I found my dog in my backyard yesterday before I went to work and found a dead pigeon by him. He broke its neck and pulled out ALL its feathers. Which leads me to the question....

Is my dog gonna be a serial killer?

Also, we raised that pigeon. I fed it when it was a wee baby and now he's been horribly murdered by my own dog. :(
 
Don't know to both questions, Trout. You've asked me so many times, I think I might just drop a bowl off for you the next time she makes some.

Speaking of dogs. I found my dog in my backyard yesterday before I went to work and found a dead pigeon by him. He broke its neck and pulled out ALL its feathers. Which leads me to the question....

Is my dog gonna be a serial killer?

Also, we raised that pigeon. I fed it when it was a wee baby and now he's been horribly murdered by my own dog. :(

Did it taste more like chicken or rat?
 
Don't know to both questions, Trout. You've asked me so many times, I think I might just drop a bowl off for you the next time she makes some.

Speaking of dogs. I found my dog in my backyard yesterday before I went to work and found a dead pigeon by him. He broke its neck and pulled out ALL its feathers. Which leads me to the question....

Is my dog gonna be a serial killer?

Also, we raised that pigeon. I fed it when it was a wee baby and now he's been horribly murdered by my own dog. :(
Is it a pit bull? Did it have cropped ears it used as a weapon in this death match vs. the pigeon?
 
If the pigeon had cropped ears, would that have made it a fair fight?



Anyhow, JF, sorry for the traumatic incident in your back yard, and for the demise of your pet pigeon by your dog - that's gotta be rough. Hugs to you!
 
Would a pillow fort provide any defense against cropped ears?



(just had to dig up an old joke to go along with the new joke)
 
So are people that gauge their ears worse fighters?
 
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