The Trout Man Commeth...

[billyshelby]

Just saw this. Get well Trout.

 

[TroutBum]

Shameless bump.

Does anyone here have any campaigning experience? I'm being serious. I would bet that Pearl does, but I doubt he reads this. I could use a few pointers to be honest, this crap is a hell of a lot more time consuming and painful than I ever could have imagined. There has to be an easier or more creative way to get your name out.

Ideas?

 

[bigb]

Put out a sex tape. But you'd probably have to blur out Millsapa's face.

 

[SaltyDawg]

Shameless bump.

Does anyone here have any campaigning experience? I'm being serious. I would bet that Pearl does, but I doubt he reads this. I could use a few pointers to be honest, this crap is a hell of a lot more time consuming and painful than I ever could have imagined. There has to be an easier or more creative way to get your name out.

Ideas?

I don't have any campaigning experience, but I have a couple idea for getting your name out.

You could do a free car wash. Pay some college students to work it for you. have your propaganda all over the place and talk to everyone that comes. I'm sure you could get space in a parking lot in your district for cheap (or free). Get some college chicks to wear bikinis, with one of them on the street holding a big "free car wash" sign and you'll get plenty of traffic. Just make sure everyone leaves with a card/packet/flyer that includes the election date, how to register to vote, issues you support and oppose, etc.

You could also go to the colleges and see if anyone studying political science wants to volunteer for your campaign. You could even do a few unpaid internships.

 

[freakazoid]

Get some college chicks to wear bikinis, with one of them on the street holding a big "free car wash" sign and you'll get plenty of traffic..

Bad idea. Those fat chicks from BYU will just scare people away.

 

[GVC]

Bad idea. Those fat chicks from BYU will just scare people away.

Plenty of hot, thin chicks at BYU. Unfortunately, they aren't allowed out of the house without first putting on their funeral frocks and parkas. Bikinis are a definite no-go.

 

[LogGrad98]

Plenty of hot, thin chicks at BYU. Unfortunately, they aren't allowed out of the house without first putting on their funeral frocks and parkas. Bikinis are a definite no-go.

Then how do you know they are hot and thin?

Voyeur?

 

[GVC]

Then how do you know they are hot and thin?

Voyeur?

Dude, I'm Canadian. I have no trouble eye balling a chick's true girth and hotness based on her plus-parka girth and hotness. It's in my blood.

 

[moevillini]

good luck tonight trouty!

 

[TroutBum]

Bump.

Tonight is "Meet The Candidates" night for T-Ville. It starts at 7pm, and since you're here reading this right now, then you clearly have nothing better to do -- so come and support me, dammit.

2700 W. 5400 S.

At the very worst, there will be candy. At the very best, you can shake hands with a Legend. (if I feel like it)

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Bump.

Tonight is "Meet The Candidates" night for T-Ville. It starts at 7pm, and since you're here reading this right now, then you clearly have nothing better to do -- so come and support me, dammit.

2700 W. 5400 S.

At the very worst, there will be candy. At the very best, you can shake hands with a Legend. (if I feel like it)

Any shrinkage yet?

 

[freakazoid]

Plenty of hot, thin chicks at BYU. Unfortunately, they aren't allowed out of the house without first putting on their funeral frocks and parkas. Bikinis are a definite no-go.

I know, but I was talking about the ones that wouldn't be able to run away if Trout actually approached them.