There is a game tonight right? - PHX Game Thread!!!!

[kabenac]

Holy ****. That is scary as hell. I can see it in my mind right now and it's gonna give me nightmares.

I might have to use that one on some kids if I ever have some ****** knock me.

I don't think kids really do that anymore though. Or TP houses.
I'm glad.

I felt kind of bad - we probably scared the guy. It was in a random neighborhood. I slept over at a friend's house and his parents were of the Bahai religion and they had some prayer gathering at some family's house and my buddy and I went, got bored and decided to @#%^#%%$ knock.

Kids in my neighborhood in L.A. would never $%$%#@ knock. They'd probably get beaten or shot.

 

[Jamezz]

We **** on the suns hard. This was one of them solid as a rock poops that nearly cracks the porcelain when it drops into the toilet.

Can't top that

 

[fishonjazz]

I felt kind of bad - we probably scared the guy. It was in a random neighborhood. I slept over at a friend's house and his parents were of the Bahai religion and they had some prayer gathering at some family's house and my buddy and I went, got bored and decided to @#%^#%%$ knock.

Kids in my neighborhood in L.A. would never $%$%#@ knock. They'd probably get beaten or shot.

Ya it always had that element of danger that the homeowner might come after ya... that is part of what made it fun/thrilling. But it was so stupid and I'm glad kids don't really do it anymore

 

[fishonjazz]

Can't top that

#****brick

 

[fishonjazz]

GoodNight everyone.


It was fun
Go jazz!

 

[Maneesh]

I'm calling out poor little I Abach I. I keep destroying his ***.

Lyles was amaizing. Both Neto and Mack were great. My main man Slo-Mo Joe was all-Moing it all night long. Mad props.






Where is I Abach I??

Lol the day you can destroy someone will be the first. Can you show to me link of mountainous feaT?

 

[Gameface]

When I was a really young kid (like about 13) I had a sleepover in the back yard and in the middle of the night we decided to go ****** knocking (I think there is another more pc term but I can't think of it).

Well one of my friends had to poop and just went right in the road. It was a brick. He picked it up and threw it a someone's screen door and it broke the glass in the door and slammed into the wood door very loudly. We ran. That was a solid poop.

True story. I **** you not

I really don't like the common term but the more PC term is worse. Makes it sound really lame. "Doorbell ditching"

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

How about any thread u called out Lyles skills as an NBA player


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[Getting Traded]

Did they ever talk about burks health/return?

Boler did say that Burks will be back any day.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

He was awesome.
I remember one time he was doing laundry and we lived in this crappy little campus housing right across from the university. The laundry was in a separate building on the other side of the road. So he loaded up all his clothes and went outside and crossed the street to the laundry and when he got there he figured he should wash the clothes he was wearing so he stripped down to full nude and put those clothes in too.
Then walked back to our apartment fully nude. It was like 2 in the afternoon.

Every time we would go to a grocery store he would wear pants and tuck the legs of his pants into his shoes and then stuff all kinds of items down his pants and walk out. He would unload all the stuff he stole and I was always in awe of how much merchandise he could fit in his pantlegs.

He provided lots of laughs

We always called it ding dong ditch.

 

[Coach Ellis]

F it. I'm calling it

3 down. 9 to go. Jazz on an impressive 4 game win streak. Feels like the end of last year - with more offense.

 

[The Midnight]

SOLID effort tonight.