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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

She wants me to meet her somewhere to pick something up. She calls and says "I'm leaving meet me there."

"Ok, text me when you are at the point of the mountain and I'll leave."

"Just leave now, meet me there!"

"I'm not going to sit in the parking lot for 20 min and wait for you. Just text me!"

"You are closer! Just leave!!"

I just checked. She is 18 miles away. I am 3.5 miles away. I swear to god .............
 
Beer said:
She wants me to meet her somewhere to pick something up. She calls and says "I'm leaving meet me there."

"Ok, text me when you are at the point of the mountain and I'll leave."

"Just leave now, meet me there!"

"I'm not going to sit in the parking lot for 20 min and wait for you. Just text me!"

"You are closer! Just leave!!"

I just checked. She is 18 miles away. I am 3.5 miles away. I swear to god .............
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Never stop posting in this thread. Ever.
 
After almost 15 years of marriage in which I drive EVERY day (and a lot to top it off), she still thinks she knows how long it takes to get places and so she's never on time. Just this morning we were sitting at our ward Easter Egg Hunt thinking how much it was going to suck. She knew that West Bountiful City was holding a hunt at 10 am so at 9:50 she decided to pack the kids up to go there. I told her she would never make it in time, but she wanted to go anyway. I told her to go and leave me and the baby there, we would walk home. As I was walking home, she called to tell me they had missed it by just a couple minutes. I simply laughed. She called me an ***.
 
bigb said:
After almost 15 years of marriage in which I drive EVERY day (and a lot to top it off), she still thinks she knows how long it takes to get places and so she's never on time. Just this morning we were sitting at our ward Easter Egg Hunt thinking how much it was going to suck. She knew that West Bountiful City was holding a hunt at 10 am so at 9:50 she decided to pack the kids up to go there. I told her she would never make it in time, but she wanted to go anyway. I told her to go and leave me and the baby there, we would walk home. As I was walking home, she called to tell me they had missed it by just a couple minutes. I simply laughed. She called me an ***.
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I like her.
 
My wife never keeps track of time. Often at night she decides, at whatever random time I can't figure out, that suddenly it's time for bedtime and goes into complete freakout mode. I get into trouble for not helping get the kids ready for bed and she takes 30-45 solid minutes to get herself ready AND THEN another hour to lay with them for stories. How the hell do you get a kid ready for bed anyway? It takes them 5 minutes or less.

This chaos and her attitude causes me to drink more of course and then I take a bunch more **** for drinking and not doing something she wants me to do for her but can't actually tell me what it is.

Why do women always need things from men? Honey do this, honey do that. I can't remember the last time I or any dude I know asked a wife for anything.
 
franklin said:
Thanks captain obvious.

Give me 15 minutes in any random bar and I'll find a pudding cup good enough to satisfy that Cosby Craving. It's not a fair trade off, especially if you satisfy like I do.
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So she got the short end of the stick again huh?
 
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