Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[8]

Please change thread title to significant other(s) because Mormonism

 

[8]

Except when it's notably garbled?

Maybe if she was dying or something and really needed to in order to survive.

 

[addictionary]

ooh so this was a different topic. sorry. bad engrish.

 

[addictionary]

Mine is my wife NEVER looks in the fridge/pantry before going to the grocery and doesn't make a list.

WHich is why we have like 25 jars of peanut butter, 30+ boxes of cereal, etc.. and she ALWAYS opens the new thing rather than finishing the one already open.. even toothpaste, deodorant, anything..
Drives me nuts.

society of consumption. without women there would be no trade.

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Oh boy. I could literally come up with a list of about 50 things. That's not hyperbole either. I probably shouldn't though.

 

[8]

society of consumption. without women there would be no trade.

Without women there would be no cookies. Pretty much necessitates their existence. That and the whole sex thing.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Oh boy. I could literally come up with a list of about 50 things. That's not hyperbole either. I probably shouldn't though.

List them one post at a time. Lowers your rep per post ratio.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Without women there would be no cookies. Pretty much necessitates their existence. That and the whole sex thing.

I baked cookies this morning for the kids. Srs.

 

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I'm not gay (even when I suck ***** for twenty dollars on the weekend), but I could see myself falling for a dude with a *****. But would he really be a man then? Am I gay? Will foreigners ever discover the magical powers of dentistry? Halp!

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm not gay (even when I suck ***** for twenty dollars on the weekend), but I could see myself falling for a dude with a *****. But would he really be a man then? Am I gay? Will foreigners ever discover the magical powers of dentistry? Halp!

Flaming.

 

[8]

I baked cookies this morning for the kids. Srs.

A married man is a woman impo

 

[Dr. Jones]

A married man is a woman impo

WTF? Did you just make a pass at me? That's what PM is for, bro.