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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

WTF? Did you just make a pass at me? That's what PM is for, bro.

I'm really trying to think of something to keep the dialogue going, but how you got from my post to this^^ one is ****ing confusing.
 
If you feel a married man is a woman, and you like women, then.. so you didn't make a pass at me??

Okay, that's what I thought it was. I was just hoping it wasn't so simple.

Yes, if you are good at making cookies then we have some serious potential. Previous sexual experience with poop is a bonus.
 
My wife gets into these cleaning frenzies when the house is even just a little messy, and expects me to always join in, even if I am super tired from driving all day, or working, or pleasuring her all day.
 
It's amazing how being on the different sides of the planet doesn't change the things men would say about the things their wives do to drive'em crazy. This post is gonna destroy itself in case mine reads.
 
My wife never, and I mean never, asks follow-up questions. This is closely related to a pet peeve of mine, which is professional and semi-professional service industry folks assuming everyone knows what they are saying and not helping folks figure things out they may have no clue about. It goes something like this:

Mrs. LG98 = Ok I took the car in about the noise. The guys said it is pretty normal considering.
Me = Considering what?
Mrs. = I don't know.
Me = Did you forget, did he give you anything written down?
Mrs. = No. He didn't say.
Me = So is the car going to fall apart? It could be normal considering the engine is about to explode.
Mrs. = I don't know.
Me = Didn't you ask him?
Mrs. = No. I didn't think about it.

Sometimes I actually either write down questions for her to ask, or I take time off work, when she is the SAHM to handle these kinds of things. It drives me insane. For a very smart woman, this part drives me nuts.

As PKM said, otherwise she is pretty fantastic.
 
My wife gets into these cleaning frenzies when the house is even just a little messy, and expects me to always join in, even if I am super tired from driving all day, or working, or pleasuring her all day.

I wish my wife would get into a cleaning frenzy every now and then. Would be awesome. She's not exactly what I'd call a "clean person". Never puts anything away. Rather than turn around and take two steps to throw the Q-tip away, she leaves it on the bathroom counter.
 
Watch the same shows (sitcoms usually or Dr. Who) over and over again and expect me to sit and watch them with her. I remember that specific episode of Gilmore Girls honey. I didn't think it was funny the first time. Nor do I usually rewatch anything unless it has been years since I have seen it.
 
After 12 years of marriage my wife finally got a ****ing job - she just started last week.

So I'm going to give her a pass this one time.
 
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