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Guys, after you have had enough of Stoked's lame *** party come to my house, I have a Pony and a Bouncy Castle.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Guys, after you have had enough of Stoked's lame *** party come to my house, I have a Pony and a Bouncy Castle.
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Aww how cute. Can't stop calling out for my attention now. You got it and can now go run around telling everyone. Good for you.

Cys three things:

1. Owns a bounce house

2. Likes truth or dare

3. Likes ponies
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Give us your top 3 then, most of us new guys probably missed your cool stories.
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Who said anything about them being cool?

In no particular order:

1: I launched a five gallon bucket full of my own, and my friends, **** and piss all over myself while trying to throw it on someone's front porch. My face, my hair, in my mouth, etc.

2: I have caught 29 species of fish in Utah on a fly rod.

3: I got accepted to BYU, but didn't attend.
 
E.J. Wells said:
Who said anything about them being cool?

In no particular order:

1: I launched a five gallon bucket full of my own, and my friends, **** and piss all over myself while trying to throw it on someone's front porch. My face, my hair, in my mouth, etc.

2: I have caught 29 species of fish in Utah on a fly rod.

3: I got accepted to BYU, but didn't attend.
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Ewwwwwwww....... too vivid bro, too vivid.
 
1. A little over a year ago we took a trip to Hawaii with my parents. As we were getting off the plane I saw a guy standing in the jetway that looked really familiar. After a minute or to I realize it was Rob Schneider. I tell everyone and they're like "Yeah, okay, let's go get our rental car."

2. Few days later we were on the north shore and my wife wanted to stop at a farmers' market. While waiting in the car our oldest had to go to the bathroom so I took him in. While standing there I again see Rob Schneider. I take note of who he's with (a baby and a Latina woman) to see if it matches with his bio. Apparently he's married to some Latina newscaster and had a kid in the past couple years. Again tell everyone I saw Rob Schneider. By this point, they must think I've got an obsession with this obscure celebrity.

3. While at the airport, my dad jokes to me to keep an eye out for Rob Schneider. Didn't see him. While at baggage claim at LAX I see that ******* again. This time I turn around and grab my dad's attention. He realizes it was Rob Schneider all along.
 
1) arrested for suspected terrorism
2) abducted at gunpoint
3) between me and wilt chamberlain, we have slept with over 20,000 women.
 
1. As a high school sophomore, I permanently broke a bone in my back.
2. While on my mission, I literally got so sick I passed out and **** myself.
3. I had my car stolen while at high school football practice by the family of a teammate.
 
E.J. Wells said:
This is easily the best post of the thread.
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Oh you think he meant they were literally between him and Wilt?

I don't think he was being quite so literal.

But hey, if it floats your boat...


I'm trying to think of 3 things now...

When I was 13 or 14 I told a guy I'd met at the Art Museum that I was 19 so he'd take portfolio photos of me. So I went to his studio with him but it looked pretty shady so I said I had to go to the bathroom and left.

I got held up at gunpoint at work when I was in high school but I thought it was a fake gun and that the guy was just trying to impress me or something. Then he ran out when he noticed some cops outside. Turned out it had been the real deal.

I may have shared that one before. I'm old and can get confused. There, that's three!
 
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