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To all the spell checkers

OMGZ yo. u maed a slm dunk rite thar! thx 4 stikin ^ 4 me bra. maybee we cun git a bere sumtime?
 
Somewhere out there Bluesrocker and Chitownjazz are smokin a lot of crystal, giving each other hand jobs, and starting jazzfanz threads.
 
I must have hurt some feelings.

This chart best represents my feelings on the matter:

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OP: For me, using correct spelling and grammar is a matter of courtesy towards the other posters. I proof just about all my messages before posting. Yes, occasionally I miss something, but I think you'd have to hunt pretty hard to find a typo in my posts. And yes, it bugs me a bit when others don't display the same courtesy towards me that I display towards them (except non-native English speakers--they get a pass in the language department).
 
This was the best part.
I'm partial to irony.

While I appreciated your post, I believe the correct response would have been "takes one to know one, bitch".
 
OP: For me, using correct spelling and grammar is a matter of courtesy towards the other posters. I proof just about all my messages before posting. Yes, occasionally I miss something, but I think you'd have to hunt pretty hard to find a typo in my posts. And yes, it bugs me a bit when others don't display the same courtesy towards me that I display towards them (except non-native English speakers--they get a pass in the language department).

You call that an em dash? THIS (—) is an em dash. Go take your lazy double hyphens elsewhere.

Inconsiderate clod.
 
This is an m&m bitch.

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OP: For me, using correct spelling and grammar is a matter of courtesy towards the other posters. I proof just about all my messages before posting. Yes, occasionally I miss something, but I think you'd have to hunt pretty hard to find a typo in my posts. And yes, it bugs me a bit when others don't display the same courtesy towards me that I display towards them (except non-native English speakers--they get a pass in the language department).

So non-native English speakers get a pass! What about those with sticky keys? They probably deserve a pass as well, if only in sympathy that their keys are so sticky. I'm thinking of one poster in particular, who seems to have been noticeably absent in this thread...
 
You people are so clever and hilarious with your comments on words that are spelled wrong.

All the while you spell words wrong all the time. You do know that all your previous posts are still available to read don't you? Why don't you go critique yourselves. You go around trying to correct people to make yourself feel better about who you are.

You aren't as smart as you think you are. You are little weak minded girly boys. How about trying to make a good point. Instead of trying to annoy people . You are acting like teenage girls.

Have you heard of auto correct? Smart phones often do what they want. But you probably don't know about that because you can't afford one.

Deos ti enev mttare fi ist sllpede rwnog. I nkwo uoy hrea wtha I ma syinag!

And on top of all that I will butcher the English language all I want. In fact I'm glad it bothers you. I hope you have nightmares about it. And maybe I might just start spelling everything wrong just to piss you off.


Fresh prince is one of these clowns doing this. And he is the one with the uncle tom comment. And then apologized because he had 2 beers. Forgive him. He is a drunk.

And loggrad just go away. Or ill go digging up something on you
And that goes for the rest of you.

Lmfao. Hahahahahahahaha

Neener Neener Neener

And I know what you are thinking. You are going to go and look at my previous comments to dig up dirt on me, but when you go read all my old comments you are just going to become more educated. Thank me later.

Cry harder.
 
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