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Today... is your day, bro.

I live in LA, so we're used to our politicians being useless piles of %^$#, but good luck. If you win I hope you'll stay true to your principles.
 
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Oh no, I ain't fallin' for that again. The first three times didn't turn out so well. Besides, I think Ann is getting jealous. She already threatened to kick my *** if I didn't stay away from you, and the last thing I need is a pissed off Asian chick raining down her ninja wrath on me like Bruce Lee.
 
I don't understand why it's a big deal that if you're elected you would be working alongside your father in law.
 
Nice man, and I didn't even have to stuff the ballot box. Congratulations!
 
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