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Take 2 bananas to work every day for lunch. After you eat them, save the peels. Now when you poop you can use your fresh banana peels to wipe that ***.
 
Scat said:
Shave around your bunghole. There won't be any hair for the poop to stick to.
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I can't see what I'm doing very well.

You want to help?
 
King Cy said:
I've taken plenty of ****s in public restrooms. I eat fairly healthy so my poop hardly requires any wiping at all. Also, the cheap stuff doesnt really bother me. I dont get the problems you are facing. Have a doctor look at that *******.
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I think this is what it is, Thrill. You might need a diet change. That or maybe you habe hemorrhoids
 
I thought that since I started taking it up the bum regularly from Melothejazzkiller that I would have less messy wiping as it all just seems to fall out now. For some reason, it is even messier. Maybe it is because I can wipe in much deeper than I used to be able too. Who knows.
 
OP, buy some natural rolled oats, and spend 20 minutes of your time every morning boiling them.

Get yourself some nuts, berries, honey, whatever-- to make it taste good.

Eat more vegetables for lunch and dinner.
 
dalamon said:
OP, buy some natural rolled oats, and spend 20 minutes of your time every morning boiling them.

Get yourself some nuts, berries, honey, whatever-- to make it taste good.

Eat more vegetables for lunch and dinner.
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That sounds disgusting. He's better off bleeding from his ****.
 
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