Toilet Paper

[Ignacio]

I've always felt Toilet Paper is so primitive. I feel like Humans should have something better than paper that we wipe our asses with. That's just me though.

 

[fishonjazz]

I've always felt Toilet Paper is so primitive. I feel like Humans should have something better than paper that we wipe our asses with. That's just me though.

Good call

 

[Jamezz]

I've always felt Toilet Paper is so primitive. I feel like Humans should have something better than paper that we wipe our asses with. That's just me though.

You lilydaisy, I've used big leafs or even rocks if I had to.

 

[Jamezz]

No seriously, as a kid that was raised in a small town of a rural area in Spain there were times I was too far from home to rush back to take a dump. So I had to use whatever was at hand to wipe my butt.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I've always felt Toilet Paper is so primitive. I feel like Humans should have something better than paper that we wipe our asses with. That's just me though.

Weird, but since you say you've put so much thought into this, what are your high-tech ideas for butt wiping?

 

[Jamezz]

Weird, but since you say you've put so much thought into this, what are your high-tech ideas for butt wiping?

Maybe he's thinking some kind of laser technique, embedded in the toilet itself. All you have to do is spread your butt cheeks and let the laser finish the work.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I've always felt Toilet Paper is so primitive. I feel like Humans should have something better than paper that we wipe our asses with. That's just me though.

Your dreams have come true:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...000-heated-toilet-does-away-toilet-paper.html

 

[Scat]

Weird, but since you say you've put so much thought into this, what are your high-tech ideas for butt wiping?

 

[babe]

No seriously, as a kid that was raised in a small town of a rural area in Spain there were times I was too far from home to rush back to take a dump. So I had to use whatever was at hand to wipe my butt.

So I thought Spain was more civilized, even back in the dark ages. All those Roman baths and magnificent architecture, and you're still using rocks, grass, leaves, and sand to wipe?

Please be a good boy scout here when you go off the trail. You can always scape a little dirt over your pile.

Also, I hope the new toilet gizmo has about a five year trajectory to becoming the standard toilet.

 

[Jamezz]

So I thought Spain was more civilized, even back in the dark ages. All those Roman baths and magnificent architecture, and you're still using rocks, grass, leaves, and sand to wipe?

Please be a good boy scout here when you go off the trail. You can always scape a little dirt over your pile.

Also, I hope the new toilet gizmo has about a five year trajectory to becoming the standard toilet.

Right in Zaragoza (my hometown). Try taking a dump there and see what happens.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Weird question.

I'm very particular about what kind of TP I use. I'm all about the double ply white and comfy stuff. Unfortunately, the job I work at uses the thinnest, hardest, most transparent stuff there is. It's awful. You wipe and 45 mins later ya have to go back and wipe again because it's so damn itchy. Then you have to go back again and by that time you're bleeding. I talked to a coworker recently about this and he uses baby wipes.

I'm not a huge fan as they feel weird on my butt. Besides, I don't want to carry them every time I need to use the throne.

Obviously, I can't be the only one suffering from this type of cheap crappy toilet paper. What do y'all do? Wrap it around your hand a million times to give yourself some padding? Douse the paper in water? Bring your own TP? What kind?

Have you changed your wiping techniques? I've always been a come in from the right side and wipe up towards the lower back wiper.

Nice topic.

I was in E. Europe shortly after it opened up. One sure way to tell whether you crossed over into former communist areas (other than the prevalence of Trabants on the road) was the quality of toilet paper. In the formerly communist areas, you could almost still see the wood pulp in it. It was that bad.

 

[jimmy eat jazz]

Nice topic.

I was in E. Europe shortly after it opened up. One sure way to tell whether you crossed over into former communist areas (other than the prevalence of Trabants on the road) was the quality of toilet paper. In the formerly communist areas, you could almost still see the wood pulp in it. It was that bad.

In the Middle East, they use lots of bidets in public restrooms, which seems like a good idea, until you walk into a stall and the ground and toiler are covered with fecal contaminated water from all the splashing. Yech!

The worst, however, is that in many parts of the developing world, the toilets are largely squat toilets. Ok for peeing (for a man that is) but doing the deuce is not a pleasant experience.