So translate this into a tropical paradise. Riding on bus through the jungle, people jump out and do their business in the bushes. Watch your step, and look out for the pigs.
So translate this into a tropical paradise. Riding on bus through the jungle, people jump out and do their business in the bushes. Watch your step, and look out for the pigs.
Right in Zaragoza (my hometown). Try taking a dump there and see what happens.
Nice, and I believe you.
jimmy eat jazz
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I am profoundly aware of and grateful for the blessings of indoor plumbing and flush toilets.
I believe this is referred to as "afterburner itch." I've experienced this from time to time but no often. My work is the same and the toilet paper provided is less than stellar quality. That being said, I don't have a problem wiping. Have you thought about finding a tutorial online? I'm sure there has to be one out there. I think you and the people of your ilk -- those that were not taught correctly by their parental figures -- have to have some sort of support group...maybe on the facebook? Hell, ask Balloun what he does.
Wiping Your *** for Dummies
Squatting while you **** is actually healthier and is cleaner (easier wiping afterwards).
Ive been taking a **** at home and went to reach for the TP and realized my ****ing roommate used the last of it and forgot to inform/buy more so I just had to use napkins or newspaper.
You have fungus from doing MMA dumbass.
My ******* has been infected with fungus since I was 18. I was proscribed lystatin for two weeks but it didn't work so I kept it up for a month. Plus It made my ******* twitch all day long and what can I say, I was 18 w a hard on so I rolled with it. Fun times.
Next I was proscribed clotrimazole with some other ingredient I do not remember. Keep in mind this is two and a half years after bleeding ********. It did not work.
I turned to chlorox and sticking my ******* in the sunshine for two hours per day. Those uv rays you know? Plus the sensation of pulling my cheeks apart for so long Then I blasted my *** w baking powder like a 1950's greaser looking to get laid. If you are daft it is to keep things dry. Not Fun Gus hates dry.
Finally, I purchased a soldering iron for the anal fissures. You must dig deep into the anal fissures or it will keep coming back like a bad streptococcus infection. This is what happens when you try to scratch the fungus from your ********.
My ******* has been infected with fungus since I was 18. I was proscribed lystatin for two weeks but it didn't work so I kept it up for a month. Plus It made my ******* twitch all day long and what can I say, I was 18 w a hard on so I rolled with it. Fun times.
Next I was proscribed clotrimazole with some other ingredient I do not remember. Keep in mind this is two and a half years after bleeding ********. It did not work.
I turned to chlorox and sticking my ******* in the sunshine for two hours per day. Those uv rays you know? Plus the sensation of pulling my cheeks apart for so long Then I blasted my *** w baking powder like a 1950's greaser looking to get laid. If you are daft it is to keep things dry. Not Fun Gus hates dry.
Finally, I purchased a soldering iron for the anal fissures. You must dig deep into the anal fissures or it will keep coming back like a bad streptococcus infection. This is what happens when you try to scratch the fungus from your ********.
This is my exact face every time I get a flare up on the toilet.