Toilet Paper

[JazzGal]

Funny story from my brother about my nearly 5-year-old niece:

Tonight I was sitting with Peyton as she went to bed, she had eyes closed, I was rubbing her back, she was just about asleep, when she all of a sudden sat up, looked at me and said, "Dad, sometimes I talk about poop!" After trying not to laugh, I said, "so do I." She laid back down and went to sleep.

Quite the confession from my girl.

 

[fishonjazz]

Funny story from my brother about my nearly 5-year-old niece:



Quite the confession from my girl.

Hilarious

 

[ConradA24]

Funny story from my brother about my nearly 5-year-old niece:



Quite the confession from my girl.

LOL

 

[ConradA24]

That was perfect, Vinyl!

 

[♪alt13]

After more than 24 hours of labor I successfully gave birth to an unhealthy little stinker today. Srs demon ****. I was a few more hours away from going to the hospital. I didn't think I was going to make it. Does anyone know of a good therapist that specializes in PTSD? I'm gunna need one.

 

[Scat]

After more than 24 hours of labor I successfully gave birth to an unhealthy little stinker today. Srs demon ****. I was a few more hours away from going to the hospital. I didn't think I was going to make it. Does anyone know of a good therapist that specializes in PTSD? I'm gunna need one.

Post Traumatic **** Disorder?

 

[Miggs]

Boris has confirmed to me he's Trout.

 

[NAOS]

Boris has confirmed to me he's Trout.

In what way did he confirm this?

 

[Red]

Some itches are more problematic then others. My extended family used to get together for a cookout in a wooded preserve every summer weekend. One of my cousins had to go, and retired deeper into the woods to be out of sight. She used the first available leaves to wipe, which, much to her regret, turned out to be poison ivy.

 

[Boris]

In what way did he confirm this?

Sent him a picture of my huge ******* with BOARIS tattooed on it.

He liked it.

 

[Rubashov]

Without a shadow of doubt this is the greatest thread on this forum.

 

[Rubashov]

Time to roll up my sleeves and get a great big handful of this thread. Throughout the toilets at work almost without exception they use single ply faeces resistant bog roll, however the executive offices have the nice multiply stuff(to nobody's surprise). We all know this is much better for the old wind chimes so I normally either drop the kids off at the pool there or help myself to some of the quality and give birth to a PoM somewhere else.