Tomorrow there is a funeral and a birth.

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I was driving somewhere with my son and one of my son's friends and we passed the South Jordan Temple. I asked the kids if they knew what that was and the kid said that was a statue of Michael Jordan.

 

[Stifle Tower]

I was driving somewhere with my son and one of my son's friends and we passed the South Jordan Temple. I asked the kids if they knew what that was and the kid said that was a statue of Michael Jordan.

What a maroon. Everyone knows it's John Stockton.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

What a maroon. Everyone knows it's John Stockton.

Blowing a vuvuzela.