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TOPANGA IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl meets WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so this thread has turned into recall your first boner thread :D

Lets change it up.

Recall your most recent boner.

Mine was last night when i watched a commercial that had mika kunis making jim beam burbon.

Burbon and mila for the boner
 
In my parents' album collection. My earliest fantasy that I recall:
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That is Dolores Erickson. . . very old school, but was cute.
 
In the teenager to adult transformation I'd put Topanga somewhere below Brooke Shields and Tiffany Amber Theissen and somewhere above Melissa Joan Hart and Blossom.
 
Lets change it up.

Recall your most recent boner.

Mine was last night when i watched a commercial that had mika kunis making jim beam burbon.

Burbon and mila for the boner


those chicks dont do it for me anymore. whenever i get a boner from audiovisual media it is from kleio valentine or bonnie rotten
 
I used to watch that show. Topanga was sexy.

I like the chicks in movies better. I'll spend entire movies having non-stop sexual fantasies about some of the actresses. On TV it's tougher for me to relate to the characters and/or become attracted to other qualities besides looks, which limits the total amount of sexual pleasure I can derive from them.

Anyone ever met a chick named Topanga? That's a pretty unique name.
 
I like the chicks in movies better. I'll spend entire movies having non-stop sexual fantasies about some of the actresses.

Name names bro
 
Name names bro

Kate Beckinsale
Salma Hayek
Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Emilia Clarke (not a fan of blondes but shes so dirty in the right way)
Ashley Greene
Nikki Reed
Jennifer Lawrence

(no order)
 
Name names bro

My all-time favorites are probably Audrey and Keira Knightley. Guess I like skinny chicks.

I like a lot of the women in classic movies - Tippi Hedren, Jauqueline Bisset, Grace Kelly

Huge fan of prime Nicole Kidman, Kate Beckinsale, Amanda Seyfried is really underrated in my book

But I like it when the characters are very interesting and endearing also, it makes them more attractive to me. For example, I watched Short Term 12 last night with Brie Larson, and totally fell in love with her. I mean, she's probably not high-class *** by movie star standards, but her character is so damn interesting.

Emma Watson, Penelope Cruz

They same actresses will vary from film to film

So many I'm forgetting
 
If you're going go over top with celeb crushes you've got at least be disciplined so you don't end up seeing every POS film they put out.
 
I don't watch ****ty films

Why I left out Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, etc.

I knew a kid that spent the summer of his 16 and 17 driving years chasing Mandy Moore around while she was on singing tour. He'd sleep in his car, then go to the next show. Repeat. Blew all his money that he made working during the school on her shows. It was bizarre because this kid was supposedly a Metal Head.
 
I knew a kid that spent the summer of his 16 and 17 driving years chasing Mandy Moore around while she was on singing tour. He'd sleep in his car, then go to the next show. Repeat. Blew all his money that he made working during the school on her shows. It was bizarre because this kid was supposedly a Metal Head.

That is weird. Was it worth it?
 
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