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[CitizenofCapua]

I just poop outdoors

This is the best solution ofc..

 

[♪alt13]

Oh man, i hate that too.. Speaking of toilet and pooping a quick solution - it's working, proven by experience - for your little problem. ; Put a piece of toilet paper on water before pooping and thus your poop will make a soft landing to the water and there wont be any more splashes.

like a poop net. I don't think I could do that. It would make me think about trapeze poops wearing glittery costumes. It would be too distracting.

 

[CitizenofCapua]

^^

I think that's a small price for the big prize.

 

[addictionary]

That's not a bad thing, except for losing Hornacek. Everything else needed to be shaken up. This is what happens when you get a new GM and they go about re shaping the team in their image.

I like the deconstruction the Jazz franchise is living right now. I think Hornacek's absence is another big step towards that road. If there is any bigger one to be done, it would be to change the coach.

 

[addictionary]

like a poop net. I don't think I could do that. It would make me think about trapeze poops wearing glittery costumes. It would be too distracting.

I like the way you think. Like Mr. Hankey'n all that poop.

 

[fishonjazz]

I like the deconstruction the Jazz franchise is living right now. I think Hornacek's absence is another big step towards that road. If there is any bigger one to be done, it would be to change the coach.

Stop derailing the thread.

I like the way you think. Like Mr. Hankey'n all that poop.

That's better

 

[akirac73]

Oh man, i hate that too.. Speaking of toilet and pooping a quick solution - it's working, proven by experience - for your little problem. ; Put a piece of toilet paper on water before pooping and thus your poop will make a soft landing to the water and there wont be any more splashes.

I can vouch for this method...works especially great when using those portable toilets at fairs, events, etc.

 

[MVP]

I can top that.

I was sitting on the toilet at workplace bathroom, and I saw a small cockroach walking in the back corner, behind the toilet. I wouldn't be comfortable doing my business with that thing around. There was a plastic cup sitting on the floor (what the hell are people using it for??), so I went ahead and put the cup over it. Time passed and I completely forgot about the incident. Then about two months later, I was in a similar position when I remembered about the cup. I looked behind the toilet, and there it was, still upside down. I went ahead and lifted the cup, and the damn thing SPRINTED out like it had been waiting for its chance for two damn months. In complete darkness. Without any food or water!

Needless to say, I let it live. It earned it.

I suspect there was something left inside the cup, like remains of sweet drink or whatever which was enough for that roach to survive. Roaches are very good at cleaning any food remains from cups, dishes, you name it. Had Dubia colony once for my reptiles and frogs - truly amazing creatures. They are very sensitive to cold temperatures though...

 

[Stifle Tower]

I once tried to to microwave a cockroach for 5 min and the damn thing wouldn't die, then I put a soda can over it trapping it for a week, and still didn't die. If that's Corbin... We are screwed!!

I once tried to to microwave a cockroach for 5 min and the damn thing wouldn't die, then I put a soda can over it trapping it for a week, and still didn't die. If that's Corbin... We are screwed!!

And for good measure, you tried to do it again!

 

[Hekate]

Oh man, i hate that too.. Speaking of toilet and pooping a quick solution - it's working, proven by experience - for your little problem. ; Put a piece of toilet paper on water before pooping and thus your poop will make a soft landing to the water and there wont be any more splashes.

What if you send 2 pieces down?

 

[akirac73]

What if you send 2 pieces down?

What are you?...a rabbit.
You just make the landing pad thicker that's all.

 

[CitizenofCapua]

What if you send 2 pieces down?

It doesnt matter if its 2 piece or 8 piece it works like a charm and its scientifically proven;
Check 3:24 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U

 

[Hekate]

What are you?...a rabbit.
You just make the landing pad thicker that's all.

Well, it happens sometimes.

It doesnt matter if its 2 piece or 8 piece it works like a charm and its scientifically proven;
Check 3:24 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U

Little girl who said "are you potty tranining big people?" had me cracked up.

 

[moevillini]

What if you send 2 pieces down?

What are you?...a rabbit.
You just make the landing pad thicker that's all.

Not really necessary. The first one would be there to cushion the fall of subsequent projectiles.