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homeytennis

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I noticed in the Deseret News in a snipped about Boozer that he said that Corbin is the only holdover when he was last here in 2010. All the players and assistant coaches are different although he did say that Sloan has been recycled and will have an influence.
 
homeytennis said:
I noticed in the Deseret News in a snipped about Boozer that he said that Corbin is the only holdover when he was last here in 2010. All the players and assistant coaches are different although he did say that Sloan has been recycled and will have an influence.
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That's not a bad thing, except for losing Hornacek. Everything else needed to be shaken up. This is what happens when you get a new GM and they go about re shaping the team in their image.
 
Isn't it strange (in this case sad) how things work out...the most useless/unqualified person on the team is the only one that has withstood the test of time. Kinda like roaches, they seem to survive anything and they're hard to kill.
 
akirac73 said:
Isn't it strange (in this case sad) how things work out...the most useless/unqualified person on the team is the only one that has withstood the test of time. Kinda like roaches, they seem to survive anything and they're hard to kill.
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I don't know man. They don't seem to survive the bottom of my shoes all that well.
 
akirac73 said:
Isn't it strange (in this case sad) how things work out...the most useless/unqualified person on the team is the only one that has withstood the test of time. Kinda like roaches, they seem to survive anything and they're hard to kill.
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I once tried to to microwave a cockroach for 5 min and the damn thing wouldn't die, then I put a soda can over it trapping it for a week, and still didn't die. If that's Corbin... We are screwed!!
 
akirac73 said:
Isn't it strange (in this case sad) how things work out...the most useless/unqualified person on the team is the only one that has withstood the test of time. Kinda like roaches, they seem to survive anything and they're hard to kill.
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I once tried to to microwave a cockroach for 5 min and the damn thing wouldn't die, then I put a soda can over it trapping it for a week, and still didn't die. If that's Corbin... We are screwed!!
 
Thee jazz fan said:
I once tried to to microwave a cockroach for 5 min and the damn thing wouldn't die, then I put a soda can over it trapping it for a week, and still didn't die. If that's Corbin... We are screwed!!
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I can top that.

I was sitting on the toilet at workplace bathroom, and I saw a small cockroach walking in the back corner, behind the toilet. I wouldn't be comfortable doing my business with that thing around. There was a plastic cup sitting on the floor (what the hell are people using it for??), so I went ahead and put the cup over it. Time passed and I completely forgot about the incident. Then about two months later, I was in a similar position when I remembered about the cup. I looked behind the toilet, and there it was, still upside down. I went ahead and lifted the cup, and the damn thing SPRINTED out like it had been waiting for its chance for two damn months. In complete darkness. Without any food or water!

Needless to say, I let it live. It earned it.
 
Siro said:
I can top that.

I was sitting on the toilet at workplace bathroom, and I saw a small cockroach walking in the back corner, behind the toilet. I wouldn't be comfortable doing my business with that thing around. There was a plastic cup sitting on the floor (what the hell are people using it for??), so I went ahead and put the cup over it. Time passed and I completely forgot about the incident. Then about two months later, I was in a similar position when I remembered about the cup. I looked behind the toilet, and there it was, still upside down. I went ahead and lifted the cup, and the damn thing SPRINTED out like it had been waiting for its chance for two damn months. In complete darkness. Without any food or water!

Needless to say, I let it live. It earned it.
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Yah. We're screwed:(
 
Siro said:
I can top that.

I was sitting on the toilet at workplace bathroom, and I saw a small cockroach walking in the back corner, behind the toilet. I wouldn't be comfortable doing my business with that thing around. There was a plastic cup sitting on the floor (what the hell are people using it for??), so I went ahead and put the cup over it. Time passed and I completely forgot about the incident. Then about two months later, I was in a similar position when I remembered about the cup. I looked behind the toilet, and there it was, still upside down. I went ahead and lifted the cup, and the damn thing SPRINTED out like it had been waiting for its chance for two damn months. In complete darkness. Without any food or water!

Needless to say, I let it live. It earned it.
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Phenomenal story. Have you considered submitting to Reader's Digest?
 
akirac73 said:
Isn't it strange (in this case sad) how things work out...the most useless/unqualified person on the team is the only one that has withstood the test of time. Kinda like roaches, they seem to survive anything and they're hard to kill.
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Just kill it in your piece





oh, nvm
 
heyhey said:
I always have thought that it is awesome that there is a publication called Reader's Digest that is primarily read while people are pooping.
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Can't poop without somthin to read
 
akirac73 said:
Isn't it strange (in this case sad) how things work out...the most useless/unqualified person on the team is the only one that has withstood the test of time. Kinda like roaches, they seem to survive anything and they're hard to kill.
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Andrei Kirilenko.
 
heyhey said:
I hate it when my poop makes a splash and gets my bum wet.
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Oh man, i hate that too.. Speaking of toilet and pooping a quick solution - it's working, proven by experience - for your little problem. ; Put a piece of toilet paper on water before pooping and thus your poop will make a soft landing to the water and there wont be any more splashes.
 
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