UGLI gets on a big aluminum bird in just a few

[Dr. Jones]

Or you could just marry a CPA overlord woman. She'll buy a friggin' Flowbee to cut her hair with to save a few bucks for Christmas shopping if she has to to ensure that 30% of your income is still flowing into a back account every month.

I prefer marrying the hot, albeit high maintenance and fiscally challenged damsel, than that which is described above.

 

[VINYLONE]

No Airplanes for me this year, but I'm an idiot who hasn't done his Christmas shopping yet and the roads are terrible. Reason #24287347 that I should get married ASAP. I can't shop and I'm the worst gift wrapper in history. I need somebody to dump those kind of tasks off to.

If you can't wrap a box/ gift with paper, you should have your man card revoked.

 

[Dr. Jones]

If you can't wrap a box/ gift with paper, you should have your man card revoked.

I don't know that the "man card" is the correct attack.. but it's certainly not rocket science.
Perhaps Duck should have his HS diploma revoked.

 

[Dr. Jones]

OKay.. I'm kind of pissed right now. But rather than assume, I'll ask. How many actually really prayed for UGLI's safety?

 

[green]

Not I.


Ok. Done. Legitly, done. I don't know if my prayers are worth much, but it's better than nothing. Maybe.

 

[Gameface]

OKay.. I'm kind of pissed right now. But rather than assume, I'll ask. How many actually really prayed for UGLI's safety?

I'll admit I did not. But doing so would have probably done more harm than good, tbh.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'll admit I did not. But doing so would have probably done more harm than good, tbh.

Wrong. Your prayers may have been the strongest of all. Thank God he didnt't need them.

 

[Gameface]

Wrong. Your prayers may have been the strongest of all. Thank God he didnt't need them.

It is truly a solstice miracle.

 

[bigb]

OKay.. I'm kind of pissed right now. But rather than assume, I'll ask. How many actually really prayed for UGLI's safety?

He's a Ute fan. I pray for those unGodly idiots every damn day.

 

[Dr. Jones]

lol

 

[Duck Rodgers]

If you can't wrap a box/ gift with paper, you should have your man card revoked.

I didn't say I can't wrap. It just looks like a crumbled piece of poo. I can't do Secret Santa to anybody I know, that's all I'm saying because my wrapping style is like seeing my face as far as identification goes. I sold a PS3 on Ebay one time around Christmas, and decided to wrap it, and the person I sent it to gave me a negative review just for that.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Yep.. and I think guys actually get better value. Meaning, get needs and cool stuff more so than just buying a bunch of dumb stuff just because it's on sale.

Dalamon begs to differ *confirmed*