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UGLI gets on a big aluminum bird in just a few

PKM said:
I'm married.
I did most all of the shopping.
Was done by October 1st.
Wrapped most of the presents like a clerk at Dillards.
Baked the kids some brownies and decorated Santas on them.

#shouldhavemarriedPKM
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Your kids didn't get the PS4 then??


#Mean_Dad
 
One thing guys need to realize is that the less shopping they have their wives do, the more money they will have.
 
green said:
One thing guys need to realize is that the less shopping they have their wives do, the more money they will have.
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Yep.. and I think guys actually get better value. Meaning, get needs and cool stuff more so than just buying a bunch of dumb stuff just because it's on sale.
 
Hey Uggs i was gonna ask you if you needed a link to watch the jazz beat the grizzlies tonight but then thought maybe i shouldn't be a dick during the holidays

#truefriend
 
PKM said:
Yep.. and I think guys actually get better value. Meaning, get needs and cool stuff more so than just buying a bunch of dumb stuff just because it's on sale.
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I like reading stuff that you do that I do as well. Makes me think I'm slowly turning away from my white trash tendencies of my parents.
 
green said:
One thing guys need to realize is that the less shopping they have their wives do, the more money they will have.
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Or you could just marry a CPA overlord woman. She'll buy a friggin' Flowbee to cut her hair with to save a few bucks for Christmas shopping if she has to to ensure that 30% of your income is still flowing into a back account/401k every month.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Or you could just marry a CPA overlord woman. She'll buy a friggin' Flowbee to cut her hair with to save a few bucks for Christmas shopping if she has to to ensure that 30% of your income is still flowing into a back account every month.
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I prefer marrying the hot, albeit high maintenance and fiscally challenged damsel, than that which is described above.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
No Airplanes for me this year, but I'm an idiot who hasn't done his Christmas shopping yet and the roads are terrible. Reason #24287347 that I should get married ASAP. I can't shop and I'm the worst gift wrapper in history. I need somebody to dump those kind of tasks off to.
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If you can't wrap a box/ gift with paper, you should have your man card revoked.
 
VINYLONE said:
If you can't wrap a box/ gift with paper, you should have your man card revoked.
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I don't know that the "man card" is the correct attack.. but it's certainly not rocket science.
Perhaps Duck should have his HS diploma revoked.
 
OKay.. I'm kind of pissed right now. But rather than assume, I'll ask. How many actually really prayed for UGLI's safety?
 
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