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U Gotta Love It Baby said:
I did my for reals life name and got this...

Quite possibly the most sweetest, attractive, amazing person you will ever meet. Not only is he the greatest but he has an irisistable smile. A smile that makes you think hes innocent, but no one really knows. Hes got a bad boy look to him. And a has his way with words. Hes tall and walks with confidence. Has nice hands. And gives you butterflies. Hes constently on someones mind. Meaning you are always looking for a time you can get him to see you. Hes definitly a chick magnet. When you see him you just know hes everything you could ever ask for. What can you say, hes _____.

Yup, pretty much.
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And we're supposed to figure out what goes in the blank? It's obvious: "full of horse manure."
 
Scat said:
Hey, I want partial credit for this thread which has tons of potential.
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Mods, please ablige the Fat Trainer's request. TIA Bajpai.

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BTW, the new "infraction received" feature is a good addition.
 
1. A name that means graceful, musical, loving, and friendly.

2. Name meaning grace, but also one who has a great sense of humor, intelligent and an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure; most who meet her love her to death. But be warned as she has a small fuse on patience. So don’t mess with her! She will take a lot, but once she's done taking, she'll dish it out well. She’s not one to put up with ignorance and will cut you quickly if you allow her to. She has a great confidence about her and you will think she owns the ground you walk on. Guys should be careful engaging in a relationship. She’s worse than any love potion you could get! Once you get to know her, you’ll never experience anything like it again.

MY FAVORITE 3. Short Asian

How did they know?!
 
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jazz_fanatic said:
1. A name that means graceful, musical, loving, and friendly.

2. Name meaning grace, but also one who has a great sense of humor, intelligent and an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure; most who meet her love her to death. But be warned as she has a small fuse on patience. So don’t mess with her! She will take a lot, but once she's done taking, she'll dish it out well. She’s not one to put up with ignorance and will cut you quickly if you allow her to. She has a great confidence about her and you will think she owns the ground you walk on. Guys should be careful engaging in a relationship. She’s worse than any love potion you could get! Once you get to know her, you’ll never experience anything like it again.

MY FAVORITE 3. Short Asian

How did they know?!
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Soon to be added in mid-December or so.......

#4 - aka the Human GPS. Chews up big city streets like she made the place in an oven. Navigational acumen is off the charts. Never gets lost. Knows how to properly tell a typical loud mouth Knicks fan where to shove it while wearing a Jazz shirt. Obsessed with FAO Schwartz.
 
For Jon:

John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)

1. A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex **********.

2. A confusing, self centered dip ****.
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Holy crap, I'm awesome! Like 10 pages worth of awesome definitions.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jared

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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est ***** God could create
Jared is the best

I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well

My wife is screwing Jared
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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.
Jared, is the love of my life.
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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]A man with a legendary sized ***** who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.

1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.
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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..
Jared is the luckiest guy in the world.
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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.
He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!
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well, I guess they all couldn't be good

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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"](v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When jareding, the perpetrator lures in a pack of ******* with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.

Although ******* with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest **** will suffice for jareding. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the jareder will sneak up and position his well greased **** above the shaft.

In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his *** on the **** and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of jareding, the sick **** will proceed to collect the ***** and pour it over fresh chalupas, as he is usually 13 year old ****** Taco Bell fanboy. As he eats the chalupas, the jareder smiles with joy stroking his tiny 2.3" dick to a picture of Jack Bauer, contemplating his next victim.
Blake: My ******* is feeling really tight, you wanna go jared tonight?

Jared: Sure Mr. Locati! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made *****-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed ****ing jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
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PKM said:
Are you trying to get me drunk again? No Jarreding.
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Just now reading of this jarreding.

Was lucky to escape Jareds basement with nothing more than a couple hundred bucks in profits. Someone is watching over me.
 
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