Utes 2011 Football Discussion

[bigb]

So teachers aren't normal adults?

 

[SaltyDawg]

So teachers aren't normal adults?

Not if they're on the internet bragging about how they dominate the school's weight room, and challenging other internet peeps to meet them in said weight room. No, that's not normal, lol.

 

[TroutBum]

Will the insanity ever end?

Speaking on behalf of the Utah fans, I'd like to present a fan trade:

BYU fans, we are willing to give you Salty and a fan to be named later in exchange for: Trout, Catratcho, and Colton.

Now, before you say that we're asking for too much, I should also mention that we're also willing to take Conan off your hands (think of it in NBA terms: that's the equivalent of dumping your worst contract). Sure, once we aqcuire Conan we're either going to cut him or send him to the D-League, but hey, either way he won't be your problem anymore and who can put a price on that?

Think it over fellas.

Sure, go ahead. I will throw myself off the nearest building, while swallowing rat poison, after slitting my wrists open and stuffing AIDS infested condoms into each gash. I'd rather die a thousand painful deaths than root for Utah.

Pretty lame smack if that's the case. Still don't get it but no question most normal people don't get you anyway, Porkins.

I don't know about that -- in this dog **** pile of a thread, that was by far the best post/smack.

 

[colton]

I can't see how they lose more than 2

I never offered to bet on an over under.

I think the question we all have, is WHY NOT? That is, if the first quote is really true.

 

[SaltyDawg]

I think the question we all have, is WHY NOT? That is, if the first quote is really true.

Because over/under leaves too much to chance. If I'm the delusional homer I'm made out to be, then haters should have no trouble pointing out 1 more loss than I predicted.

If they can't do that, then they have no business calling me a delusional homer.

 

[TroutBum]

Because over/under leaves too much to chance. If I'm the delusional homer I'm made out to be, then haters should have no trouble pointing out 1 more loss than I predicted.

If they can't do that, then they have no business calling me a delusional homer.

You're a delusional homer.

 

[SaltyDawg]

You're a delusional homer.

lol, good one.

 

[Safetydan]

This is why I love Jazzfanz.

 

[Scat]

Because over/under leaves too much to chance. If I'm the delusional homer I'm made out to be, then haters should have no trouble pointing out 1 more loss than I predicted.

If they can't do that, then they have no business calling me a delusional homer.

So you can predict two nebulous losses and that's cool but BYU fans have to point out three very specific losses or they're haters?!? There's a reason you are referred to as the biggest homer on the boards... Ute, Cougar or otherwise.

 

[bigb]

Not if they're on the internet bragging about how they dominate the school's weight room, and challenging other internet peeps to meet them in said weight room. No, that's not normal, lol.

I'll agree with you there. But that is a totally different thing than saying a "normal adult" doesn't spend all day playing with teenagers. Clearly, Conan is a totally different story.

 

[Stoked]

I'll agree with you there. But that is a totally different thing than saying a "normal adult" doesn't spend all day playing with teenagers. Clearly, Conan is a totally different story.

It is off topic but I chose Gojazz79 because Catracho was taken. Thanks alot...lol

 

[TroutBum]

It is off topic but I chose Gojazz79 because Catracho was taken. Thanks alot...lol

That's like saying, "I chose crabs because herpes was taken."

You got off easy.