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Very common cultural things you are ignorant to, haven’t done, or don’t understand references for, that most would.

Oh and as for television, I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Squid Game,The Lord of the Rings, any of Harry Potter (sans one film), nor have I sat down and watched the entirety of any Bond movie prior to Brosnan.
Almost same. Seen most Bonds prior Brosnan but very few after those. Never seen full HP movie, a full LOTR movie or any episode of those series. I've been watching sports, playing sports, and when I consume entertainment it's mostly light hearted comedies, stand-up, relaxing science documentaries etc. I'm too empathetic of a person to strain my brains with fiction about very tough subjects like drug cartels, sociopaths,blood thirsty clans and leaders...
 
1. I watched the first episode of Lost and never watched another episode. I think I had hoped there would be dinosaurs or that the show might have pace but after that first episode I lost interest.
1b. I have also never watched Friends. I did love Seinfeld, Home Improvement, and The Office growing up and into college.

2. I’ve lived here in Utah for most of my life and have never skied or snowboarded. Now that I’m older and these hobbies are insanely expensive, I figure I could save the money and instead look like an idiot on a fancy trip someplace fun in the summer.

3. It wasn’t until I was married that I went to a National Park in the SW United States. We went to Zions and then to the Grand Canyon. My parents growing up just weren’t into those things. Even today, they’d rather go to some commercialized crap (Santa Monica pier) than camp in the Unitas, hike the Grand Canyon, or visit Zions. I haven’t been to Bryce or Canyonlands, but as soon as the toddler isn’t so much of a risk, we’re going and we’re hiking.
Side note: again, my family wasn’t big into hiking/camping growing up. But since college I’ve loved the wasatch back and Unitas. I don’t know when I’ll be able to consistently hike the Unitas again. But I do love that area and believe one of the major reasons I stay here in Utah are the number of amazing hikes mere minutes away from the valleys. Timp is on the bucket list. I hiked it once when I was a scout and didn’t really appreciate it. Would love to hike it as an adult.

4. Never been to La Caille in Sandy or Maddox in Brigham City. Nor do I really like shrimp and Sushi. Give me a good grilled chicken or steak any day. I’ll also admit that I prefer my grill over my smoker. Smoker takes much longer and I’m not a huge fan of pork. So I’d rather just grill a $15 dollar ribeye in 10 mins than a gigantic $60 dollar brisket over 10 hours. At some point I’m going to give Sous Vide a shot. Just haven’t made the investment yet for a vacuum sealer and heater.

5. Never been to an NFL game.

6. I don’t know how to parallel park. I did at one time, because I passed the driving test. But it’s apparently a skill I haven’t used in decades and I’ve lost it.

7. I don’t like using toilet paper and much prefer bidets. Wish this cultural thing would catch on here. I have no idea how any of you mortals take dumps in public restrooms with stalls that don’t even go all the way down to the floor and use the ultra thin toilet paper available.

8. I’ve never skateboarded or roller bladed. Bikes are much faster anyway.

9. Never seen the LOTR trilogy. I’ve seen the first movie a few times.

10. I don’t know how to play cards/poker. A king is good, right? It’s the best? Queen is less good? Ace is good? Is the Joker good?
 
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So since starting this thread, my wife and I watched both the first and second Godfather. Since we have limited time at night and since those two movies are so long, it took up like 4-5 days to complete them. There are so many different characters that are introduced and so many that get casually referenced that are barely introduced, that I have no idea how people kept up with this story when it came out. My wife and I had to keep pausing it and looking up character names to fully follow all the subplots of what was going on. It took me a couple scenes before I realized it was Robert Duvall. I did not recognize Al Pacino at first and then was really surprised when I did, mostly because of how Michael is initially introduced. I also never knew Dianne Keaton was in this and, had I not seen that when it shows the characters in the scene when you pause it, I could've gone the entire two films without realizing that was her.

As far as the story, it's interesting the contrast between Vito, who had more pure motives, and Michael, who was introduced so unsuspectingly and ended up becoming such a gigantic POS. We still haven't seen the third one. Based on all accounts, we're not missing much. I'm familiar with the general plot. I'll eventually get around to it. I do remember when this came out in 1990, though, as it seemed to have a large amount of hype and I remember my parents seeing it but being told it's not a kids' movie.

My familiarity with The Godfather, however, really comes from seeing The Freshman (1990) very early in my youth, and multiple times. For those not familiar, it's a Matthew Broderick film where he plays a college student who unsuspectingly gets tied up in the mob and Marlon Brando essentially plays The Godfather. While it's parody and a comedy, it's not spoof comedy. I've always liked this movie but having never seen The Godfather, I couldn't fully appreciate some references. This film has one of my favorite quotes of all time by Carmine Sabatini (Brando's character): "Every word I say, by definition, is a promise." It's one of the films I introduced my wife to right after we got married, just shy of 18 years ago. She honestly didn't remember seeing it back then but we watched it the next night after having seen the first two Godfather films and my wife really enjoyed it, probably also because it's a huge contrast and she's more of the comedy/romcom fan and action and violent drama isn't really her thing.

This year for Christmas I'll be certain to watch It's A Wonderful Life. Perhaps this is the same patter as The Godfather as I always loved The Freshman, which contained Godfather clips and was my only frame of reference for it, and I've always enjoyed Christmas Vacation and my only familiarity with clips from It's A Wonderful Life come from Christmas Vacation.
 
Never understood the connection between vacation and swimming.

I hate cross-overs in any kind of media. The latest Spider-man movie gave me an aneurysm.
 
1b. I have also never watched Friends. I did love Seinfeld, Home Improvement, and The Office growing up and into college.
I'm pretty sure that if there's a Venn diagram outlining which shows people watch, there's absolutely no overlap between people who watched Seinfeld and people who watched Friends. I've seen scenes from Friends but I've never watched an episode. There's nothing from it that I've ever found appealing or funny. I had this epiphany a number of years ago that it seemed like Friends was a different world (in terms of viewership) and I've since come to learn how large that gulf is between Friends fans and Seinfeld fans. And I'm obviously a huge Seinfeld fan.

3. It wasn’t until I was married that I went to a National Park in the SW United States. We went to Zions and then to the Grand Canyon. My parents growing up just weren’t into those things. Even today, they’d rather go to some commercialized crap (Santa Monica pier) than camp in the Unitas, hike the Grand Canyon, or visit Zions. I haven’t been to Bryce or Canyonlands, but as soon as the toddler isn’t so much of a risk, we’re going and we’re hiking.
Side note: again, my family wasn’t big into hiking/camping growing up. But since college I’ve loved the wasatch back and Unitas. I don’t know when I’ll be able to consistently hike the Unitas again. But I do love that area and believe one of the major reasons I stay here in Utah are the number of amazing hikes mere minutes away from the valleys. Timp is on the bucket list. I hiked it once when I was a scout and didn’t really appreciate it. Would love to hike it as an adult.
As a kid I'd been to Yellowstone and Grand Teton (passing through from Yellowstone) once. When I was in middle school we had gone through Zions once just passing through. Had never been to the Grand Canyon or any other Utah NP. It was my wife who has gotten me into this. We went to both Zions and Bryce in our first year of marriage, as well as Yellowstone and Grand Teton. She had previously never been to Grand Teton and had only been to West Yellowstone before. We went back to Yellowstone at some point in our first couple years of marriage but haven't been back since. We have been to Grand Teton numerous times, as that's probably my wife's favorite in North America (maybe tied with Banff). We've been trying to hit more national parks. We've done Arches a few different times and had gone through there a couple times passing through when we lived in Texas and would drive to or from Utah. We stayed in Moab a few years ago and did Arches more fully and also hit Canyonlands. A little over a year ago we took a long weekend trip down to Monument Valley (highly recommend) and ended up passing through Arches and one of my son's and I hiked up to Delicate Arch. The problem, however, is that the Utah Parks and then Grand Teton give you this skewed view of national parks. So many of them don't even come close to the ones we have here. I also have started to care less about the designation of being a NP. Like, how on earth is the St. Louis Arch a national park? Monument Valley, on the other hand, is mostly on a reservation so couldn't be a NP but that place is great. At some point we're going to have to hit Yosemite and Sequoia. This summer we're going to hit Olympic National Park.

4. Never been to La Caille in Sandy or Maddox in Brigham City. Nor do I really like shrimp and Sushi. Give me a good grilled chicken or steak any day. I’ll also admit that I prefer my grill over my smoker. Smoker takes much longer and I’m not a huge fan of pork. So I’d rather just grill a $15 dollar ribeye in 10 mins than a gigantic $60 dollar brisket over 10 hours. At some point I’m going to give Sous Vide a shot. Just haven’t made the investment yet for a vacuum sealer and heater.
I doubt many people have eaten at La Caille. I've driven on the property to see the Dumb and Dumber filming shot from the dream. Maddox used to have a location in South Jordan that I know I ate at once when I was like 12 or 13 but don't remember it. My wife and I had driven up a few times to Brigham City. Eventually we realized it wasn't worth the drive.

5. Never been to an NFL game.
I'd be curious how many people on this forum have. I'd like to one day. I'm not super motivated to make it happen because there'd be so many other things much higher up on my list. I've only been to NBA games. I went to an A's game back in the 80s and a St. Louis Cardinals game back in 2009. Still need to see an NHL game.
 
Never been to any football or baseball game. Never been skiing, snowboarding, or anything similar. Closest I've come to golfing was harvesting some weed a buddy had planted on a golf course.
The green.......
 
I've come to hate Australian Football, or what is more accurately known as the Victorian game. Its socially a significant faux pas here in Victoria, where everybody is supposed to have a team. Every year for the last 20 years they've changed the rules and made the game unrecognisable from what it was.
 
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