What a wet fart of a Game 1

[Chris]

The Jazz had no life, Ingles was non-existent, and they looked like a JV team out there versus the Rockets. I'm 2 hours ahead of most of you and it was against my better judgment to stay up to watch what I knew would be more of the same after the first quarter was over.

We had no answer for Harden and couldn't hit from 3, but kept jacking them up anyway, like the collective incarnation of CJ Miles. Let's have a little life in Game 2, gents, or this series will be over before it started. That was abysmal.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Jazz lost game 1 against the Thunder last year!

 

[JazzyFresh]

I'm not sure what DL and co. expected to happen. We'll win one or two but this team has nobody outside of DM who can create. Rubio should not be our 2nd leading shot taker. That's just flat out stupid.

 

[RJF]

Is there a reason this couldn’t be posted in the game thread?

 

[str8line]

Force fed a shart shake with chocolate chips.

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[reignman40]

We looked ok for the first 6-8 mins? Then we made the Rockets look ten notches above us.

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[Shad]

Don't worry, it'll be over in 3 more games

 

[Kyoto]

Weird, stoked said that the Rockets were overrated

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[homeytennis]

Favors only guy with a plus by his name. Point guards were awful.

 

[latin jazz]

I'm not sure what DL and co. expected to happen. We'll win one or two but this team has nobody outside of DM who can create. Rubio should not be our 2nd leading shot taker. That's just flat out stupid.

Well, DL and CO tried to address it by bringing Conley but you need two to tango. It's pretty clear to everyone we need more firepower

 

[jazzrule]

Turned it off in the 3rd when they drove the ball from the corner for the jam, with Rudy waiting for him. Didn't even attempt a block.

 

[Stoked]

Weird, stoked said that the Rockets were overrated

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I also laughed at you and you cried through two different threads. Also if you’re gonna try to call me out don’t be a ***** and @ me ya douche

Here’s it’s simple. @Kyoto

See. I called your hyper sensitive *** out. Sup