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I'm trying to figure out a way to ask for campaign contributions without sounding like a politician/used car salesman/Insurance guy. This is hard.
 
I'm trying to figure out a way to ask for campaign contributions without sounding like a politician/used car salesman/Insurance guy. This is hard.

Wait, I thought you were an insurance guy? Or a used car salesman? I guess all those schmucks sound the same. They're almost as bad as politicians.
 
I'm about to go paint the walls of my local toilet. I think I'll put a happy little tree down there, maybe a friendly little boulder right there... Ya, that's it. A very happy little dump. I like that.

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Until next time, happy painting, and God bless my friends.
 
Bob Ross is the freaking MAN! Very few things will deep me absolutely glued to the TV like the happy little tree man.
 
Eat a fudgicle. We gave everyone at work (all 500 employees) ice cream for hitting month-end goals and we got WAY too much, so I get to gain back a lot of the weight I lost because the fudgicles are addictive.
 
Eat a fudgicle. We gave everyone at work (all 500 employees) ice cream for hitting month-end goals and we got WAY too much, so I get to gain back a lot of the weight I lost because the fudgicles are addictive.

I took you for the kind of guy that would pack them. (away in the freezer for later)
 
I took you for the kind of guy that would pack them. (away in the freezer for later)

You promised you would never mention that!


Oh by the way, I have that quarter I owe you.
 
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