What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

[jazz_fanatic]

"Where's my tractor?"

 

[Brown Notes]

Ahh, hoped you'd have left it open ended. I knew.

 

[TroutBum]

This forum desperately needs a "Joke Thread".

 

[JJ Rage]

 

[TroutBum]

So, uh, should we caption that bitch ^^ or what?

 

[Hitman]

"Hey, look, the comedian's a bear!"

"No he's a-not, he's a-wearing a necka-tie!"

 

[Duck Rodgers]

And now that you posted that pigeon video with you giggling in it, we can even hear you laughing at your stupid jokes!

 

[t.work]

 

[Stoked]

So, uh, should we caption that bitch ^^ or what?

Every thread you post in is a joke thread. BURN!

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

This reminding me of the joke on Louie the other night where Louie CK's daughter is telling him a joke:

"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?" Who? " Just the people running the ballet"

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Why can't Jimmy ride a bike?

Jimmy's a goldfish.


I get the same reaction when I tell my friends these jokes. Silence and awkward stares and I'm always the only one laughing.

 

[t.work]

Why can't Jimmy ride a bike?

Jimmy's a goldfish.


I get the same reaction when I tell my friends these jokes. Silence and awkward stares and I'm always the only one laughing.

I laughed (silently).

 

[Former Member]

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"

"Well... I guess I"ll interview for the Charlotte Bobcats coaching position."

 

[BluesRocker]

**Edited due to pure nastiness**

 

[VINYLONE]

I received this charming reputation from, Butchy. This is not the first time he's offered me photos of his Dutch Rudder. Butch, I salute you!

 

[Hantlers]

Yup. This was the thread to bump to tell us that.

 

[LogGrad98]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

 

[LogGrad98]

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

 

[LogGrad98]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[moevillini]

BOOB