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Our name mentioned as contacting Kevin Durant. I'm not talking about signing Durant. I just want a story to rattle off a bunch of teams who have contacted him. I don't even care if we have to make the phone call, leave a voicemail and then have FO staffers call every news outlet to say we've contacted him. We're the dork at the dance. It's time to start asking girls out. We'll be laughed at and patronized. But keep doing it. Eventually people stop laughing -- just look at the changing perception of the gay community in the past twenty years.

And for the inevitable person who chimes in to say "how do you know they don't make these calls?" or "I'm sure they the FO is active working every angle," what I'm talking about is getting this out there. Before long, everyone will be asking if you're that Fünke everyone's been talking about.
 
This is what I want to see this summer..

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Durrant just made it to the conference finals, it will be hard for him to leave money on the table and go to a losing team.
 
Bro, I ain't talkin' about signing him.
 
infection said:
Bro, I ain't talkin' about signing him.
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Okay, I think I get you...

Pay Durant 100K to come hang out in Salt Lake City for the Day, take his picture in front of Temple Square, and one of him eating Lunch at Chuck O Rama with Gail, Dennis and Quin. Post it all over twitter and instagram and then SLC is legit.

I'm okay with this, but why stop at Durant? LeBron, Wade, Derozan, Howard, Gasol, Conley, heck why not Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant too.
 
mellow said:
Okay, I think I get you...

Pay Durant 100K to come hang out in Salt Lake City for the Day, take his picture in front of Temple Square, and one of him eating Lunch at Chuck O Rama with Gail, Dennis and Quin. Post it all over twitter and instagram and then SLC is legit.

I'm okay with this, but why stop at Durant? LeBron, Wade, Derozan, Howard, Gasol, Conley, heck why not Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant too.
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I'm up for all of that. You do this for three years, eventually people stop laughing about us contacting people. Then eventually they'll listen. Eventually they'll consider, then embrace, then sign, etc. I hate the losing mentality about us. If we don't take ourselves serious enough to think people would come here, why would they?
 
infection said:
I'm up for all of that. You do this for three years, eventually people stop laughing about us contacting people. Then eventually they'll listen. Eventually they'll consider, then embrace, then sign, etc. I hate the losing mentality about us. If we don't take ourselves serious enough to think people would come here, why would they?
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I get it bro. ****'s next level. We're performing Inception.
 
infection said:
Our name mentioned as contacting Kevin Durant. I'm not talking about signing Durant. I just want a story to rattle off a bunch of teams who have contacted him. I don't even care if we have to make the phone call, leave a voicemail and then have FO staffers call every news outlet to say we've contacted him. We're the dork at the dance. It's time to start asking girls out. We'll be laughed at and patronized. But keep doing it. Eventually people stop laughing -- just look at the changing perception of the gay community in the past twenty years.

And for the inevitable person who chimes in to say "how do you know they don't make these calls?" or "I'm sure they the FO is active working every angle," what I'm talking about is getting this out there. Before long, everyone will be asking if you're that Fünke everyone's been talking about.
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This has some merit. I had a friend in high school that would ask any hot chick he came across out on a date. Sure, he got shot down 99 times out of a 100 but every weekend he had a date with a hot chick.
 
Scat said:
This has some merit. I had a friend in high school that would ask any hot chick he came across out on a date. Sure, he got shot down 99 times out of a 100 but every weekend he had a date with a hot chick.
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This.

Have I ever told my Boston story on here?
 
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