Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
A zombie girl chased after me at Sugarhouse Park tonight. All I wanted was kettle corn! Man, people are strange.
Awesome! The sub stories in life are the best part. I didn't go to bed thinking about geriatric Surfer dudes "jammin' out" or Fireworks, even though both were pretty good; no, there was a bunch of beach balls floating around the stadium during the Beach Boys and every time the balls would go down one of the aisles Brigham Young's Orange Shirts(the event staff) would go capture them and deflate them and ruin the fun. So one time this Orange shirt man, who was probably 30, got a hold of 3 still inflated ones collected up and was about to commence the deflation(hi! Ben Bernanke) but then this little girl , maybe 7 or 8, and possibly the offspring of Franklin, runs out of the stands into the aisle like a champ and goes and wrestles them away from the Orange shirt and tosses them all back in the crowd and everybody in the section gave her a standing ovation. That little "fight" scene was the highlight of my day. It was hilarious - in a had to be there way probably, but still hilarious.
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