What vodka is best for the money? (New years eve drinkin)

[DutchJazzer]

Have been meaning to ask someone, what's the appeal of drinking straight vodka?



It's a colorless, flavorless liquid.

would have posted a youtube clip but it has some profanity.

it's all about showing your manhood! putting yourself in harms way like the olden-times. for the women, women want men who put them self in harms way so they don't have to. at least that's what it was in the old days. this is a from of putting yourself in harms way

it comes down to a difference between men and women:

i'll paraphrase what he said

its not normal for women to put them self in harms way because woman have an intricate system that is a temple to make babies, evolution has put men in harms way to protect the women! that's why women have such FRUITY drinks, men drink vodka STRAIGHT, it taste like gasoline we like poisoning our self. women have to go against instinct, and put an umbrella in it put some fruit in it and just cover it in sugar. that way women can trick the temple in not knowing its polluting itself.
sure some butch gals drink straight up,but those are not your average gal



tldr; evolution says men put them self in harms way, in a way drinking that emulates it!


sexist? YES SO WHAT, men and women differ
Politically incorrect? YES AGAIN SO WHAT, grow a pair
offensive? so what, facts don't care about your feelings

 

[DutchJazzer]

I only care about it being in glass because friends wont drink stuff out of plastic.

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of *********
If you prefer drinking from glass



be a man!

 

[fishonjazz]

Staying home just the three of you, fish?

Yep. Nothing exciting.
A friend of mine will be getting the ufc fights on Friday and I have to work 12 hours on Friday and Saturday and my wife rarely gets to go out so I'm going to drop her off at my friends house to watch the fights and party while I stay home with the baby and get some sleep.

Baby is taking over my life.... and I love it. She just gets better and better and more fun all the time.

 

[MVP]

Best way to drink vodka is to pour it down a drain and drink anything else.

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I would say the same about any coloured drinks like whiskey, burbon, brandy, rye and so on. Gross and used to give me nasty headache. While after vodka you wake up like nothing happened.

 

[MVP]

The idea of drinking straight vodka is making me nauseous.

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Well, you need to make a trip to Russia to get some training.

 

[Miggs]

Yep. Nothing exciting.
A friend of mine will be getting the ufc fights on Friday and I have to work 12 hours on Friday and Saturday and my wife rarely gets to go out so I'm going to drop her off at my friends house to watch the fights and party while I stay home with the baby and get some sleep.

Baby is taking over my life.... and I love it. She just gets better and better and more fun all the time.

Awesome. Have a nice time. That's how I felt as well about my now 26 month old daughter. Baby two has been pretty good so far. My wife and I are pretty sick (maybe strep) so that blows but little ones are so damn easy to take care of because all they do is sleep, eat, **** and piss. I really need to slow down on the betting because it keeps me up so damn late. Last night, I was down a ton for the week. The I chased and did a five team parlay with the Penguins, Spurs, Nuggs ML, Pels ML, and Utes. Plus I did a bunch on the Utes ML. Hit it all to dig out of the hole and break even for the week to this point. Second big five team parlay I hit in the last three days. I have issues but yeah, I need to simplify and slow down with it or just go to bed and not watch the bets at least so I'm not so worn down all the time.

I digress.

Congrats brotha! Fatherhood is awesome.

 

[Miggs]

Well, you need to make a trip to Russia to get some training.

Cy's also a bitch so there's that.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Yep. Nothing exciting.
A friend of mine will be getting the ufc fights on Friday and I have to work 12 hours on Friday and Saturday and my wife rarely gets to go out so I'm going to drop her off at my friends house to watch the fights and party while I stay home with the baby and get some sleep.

Baby is taking over my life.... and I love it. She just gets better and better and more fun all the time.

what she willw atch the fights and you will be home.

who ya got rhonda or nunes

 

[fishonjazz]

what she willw atch the fights and you will be home.

who ya got rhonda or nunes

Ya since I have to work the next day early anyway and I have got to go out more than her I figured it's my wife's turn to have some fun away from home.

I got ronda.
Sucks that Velasquez won't be fighting though. Really de-values the card overall.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Ya since I have to work the next day early anyway and I have got to go out more than her I figured it's my wife's turn to have some fun away from home.

I got ronda.
Sucks that Velasquez won't be fighting though. Really de-values the card overall.

i think ronda is broken, mentally broken. she does not do media! so my money would be on nunez. but who knows maybe ronda is beasting and my mentally broken analysis is dead wrong!

not gonna order the fights

 

[fishonjazz]

i think ronda is broken, mentally broken. she does not do media! so my money would be on nunez. but who knows maybe ronda is beasting and my mentally broken analysis is dead wrong!

not gonna order the fights

I also worry about her mental and emotional state.

 

[franklin]

Run it through a Brita or other type of filter and it will be the same thing.

Brilliant.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of *********
If you prefer drinking from glass



be a man!

I don't give a **** what I drink out of. I was referring to the bottle the vodka comes in not what I drink it in. But I drink plastic jugs of vodka or other booze out of any container. I just drank Popov last night until 7 am. I'm lucky since I don't really get hangovers.

Also none of that has to do with whether I have a penis or not.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of *********
If you prefer drinking from glass



be a man!

We all know you take your Bailey's Irish Cream from a fake penis.

 

[Miggs]

Cy's also a bitch so there's that.

Loved Cy's neg rep to this!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Loved Cy's neg rep to this!

Damn why you got to be an attention whore about it?

 

[Miggs]

fish, a good drink I do in the summertime sometimes.

Get a big *** cup and fill it about 1/3 of the way with ice. Then pour in a lot of vodka, I'd say about 25% of the way up (in height, not volume). Then fill the rest with 1/3 Sprite/7up, 1/3 Cranberry Juice, 1/3 OJ. Stir it well. You can thank me later.

 

[Miggs]

Damn why you got to be an attention whore about it?

It was funny. Was gonna post what you said (because I thought it was funny) but didn't want me or you to get a warning or fract.

 

[fishonjazz]

fish, a good drink I do in the summertime sometimes.

Get a big *** cup and fill it about 1/3 of the way with ice. Then pour in a lot of vodka, I'd say about 25% of the way up (in height, not volume). Then fill the rest with 1/3 Sprite/7up, 1/3 Cranberry Juice, 1/3 OJ. Stir it well. You can thank me later.

Sounds really good.

 

[DutchJazzer]

I also worry about her mental and emotional state.

UFC below SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







































well she is broken, she even gave a fake half kick.
she did not rush to throw nunes down.

she was afraid! she is broken, she needs a psychologist bad!


even though she was done for, this was her LAST fight so herb should have let the fight go on, let her go fully out. instead of some pathetic standing stoppage