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What would you do if you won $40 million?

b_line said:
You don't need a million dollars for that...
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Depends on several things. Watch or participate? 18 year olds or 80 year olds? Disease-free or herpes-Mary? Meth money or college money?
 
LogGrad98 said:
Depends on several things. Watch or participate? 18 year olds or 80 year olds? Disease-free or herpes-Mary? Meth money or college money?
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lol, its from the movie office space bro.

one guy asks another dude what he would do with a million bucks, then it goes like this

guy #1: what would you do with a million bucks?

guy #2: two chicks at the same time

guy #1: you don't need a million bucks for that

guy #2: for the kinda chick that'd double up on a dude like me you do!
 
When I was in high school, I had this chemistry teacher that was really good at figuring out the formula for making any sort of synthetic chemical compound. I would start a mexican fast food joint called "the crazy chicken" and ask my high school chemistry teacher to make some blue meth to put in buckets of lard, that way we could make a ton of money by cooking the mexican food in meth, and people would buy it like crazy, and we would make so much more than $40 mil.

#amidoingitright?
 
Well since he lives in Canada, he is already kind enough to donate at least half to the government in taxes.
 
If I won the $500 million out there right now, I would buy a new Ferrari every year and wreck it in a spectacular crash.
 
b_line said:
When I was in high school, I had this chemistry teacher that was really good at figuring out the formula for making any sort of synthetic chemical compound. I would start a mexican fast food joint called "the crazy chicken" and ask my high school chemistry teacher to make some blue meth to put in buckets of lard, that way we could make a ton of money by cooking the mexican food in meth, and people would buy it like crazy, and we would make so much more than $40 mil.

#amidoingitright?
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Getting customers addicted to meth to buy your product might be a little over the top. However, back in college I used to stick those nicotine patches on my lady friends after they'd fall asleep and pull them off before they woke up. Once hooked they'd keep coming around for the nightly ritual like a true addict but thought it was for the sex and love and stuff.


(not a true story)
 
default said:
Well since he lives in Canada, he is already kind enough to donate at least half to the government in taxes.
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FYi lottery winnings in Canada are not taxable. And our regular taxes are nowhere near 50%. More like 30%
 
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