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Where is that pit bull thread when I need it?

My apologies, good sir. To this particular front, I support banning all breeds specifically bred for fighting, effective immediately. In addition, dog owners will either be required to DNA test their new pups for pit bull terrier lineage or risk the possibility of imprisonment in the event that it is discovered by the authorities that they are in possession of a mutt with greater than 25% pit bull terrier heritage.

To pretend there are no bad breeds only bad breeders is to ignore the history and fact of the matter which is that there is no discernible biological difference between the random actions of mother nature selectively molding a sub-species into natural born killers that respond exclusively on instinct, and the actions of a man culminating in the same end.

I'd also ban Rottweiler's on the grounds that they came from Germany. **** them.

Or your interpretation of history. Banning breeds is treating a symptom and not the disease. Pointless. As for the DNA imprisonment comment. Hahaha no. Feel free to attack me on the grounds of trolling, alting, derailing, GOPing or some other ing.
 
If we ban every breed except teacup poodles then dog deaths will drop dramatically. I don't care how much you poke a teacup poodle it ain't killing very many people.

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If we ban every breed except teacup poodles then dog deaths will drop dramatically. I don't care how much you poke a teacup poodle it ain't killing very many people.

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My digs literally crap bigger than that rat.
 
Pretty sure this poster isn't real. In case he is, though, he's looking like a monumental jackass thus far.
 
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