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Some like the way a guy like Alec cuts backdoor and slips it in the cylinder.
Which Jazz player would make the best lover in bed?
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Some like the way a guy like Alec cuts backdoor and slips it in the cylinder.
addictionary
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THE BEST IN THE BED
Go back and read that sentence again in case you think you misread it. You didn’t.
It may come as a shock to read me saying something like this because most of you see me as pretty humble. And 99.9% of the time, I am.
This is different.
I know this sounds like bragging. That’s because it is. I’m so confident in my abilities that I would put money on myself, hypothetically speaking.
One on one versus Stoya? She would get crushed. We would all be witnesses to a straight up annihilation.
The actess, Scarlett? I’m LOLing. Go ahead and put her with Lizzy Caplan. Throw Christina Hendriks, Emma Watson and Eva Green in there, just for kicks. They’d still have no chance.
Honestly, take any five chicks you want and put them on the same bed. It doesn’t really matter. I’d own them all. It would be like pleasing a bunch of virgins.
I repeat: I’m the best in the bed. And probably in all the other areas, too.
No athlete on earth is as good at Rumpy Pumpy as I am.
Go back and read that sentence again in case you think you misread it. You didn’t.
It may come as a shock to read me saying something like this because most of you see me as pretty humble. And 99.9% of the time, I am.
This is different.
I know this sounds like bragging. That’s because it is. I’m so confident in my abilities that I would put money on myself, hypothetically speaking.
One on one versus Stoya? She would get crushed. We would all be witnesses to a straight up annihilation.
The actess, Scarlett? I’m LOLing. Go ahead and put her with Lizzy Caplan. Throw Christina Hendriks, Emma Watson and Eva Green in there, just for kicks. They’d still have no chance.
Honestly, take any five chicks you want and put them on the same bed. It doesn’t really matter. I’d own them all. It would be like pleasing a bunch of virgins.
I repeat: I’m the best in the bed. And probably in all the other areas, too.
No athlete on earth is as good at Rumpy Pumpy as I am.
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Jeremy is only good during a bloodbath period after the rest of the crew has blown the thing wide open.
Coach Ellis
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Enes envy?
Seriously though? How does Derrick "Sexual" Favors not get prime action on this poll?
Coach Ellis
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Yeah. . . there's no way this thread could go sideways. Probably not a 5 star thread TBE.
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